Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Mea Culpa Yom Kippur

Yesterday afternoon I rode my bike down Kent Street to Williamsburg. Scores of Hassidim were flocking out of the Brooklyn shtel and congregated by the East River to atone for their sins and the Expulsion from Eden. Men and women were separated by a fence and I thought about taking a photo of their devotion, but realized this was a private moment and continued my trip to the metal shop, where a check was waiting for me. After all 'nimmt geld' is one of the most important tenets of 47th Street. On the way back the gathering by the small inlet next to old Brooklyn Navy Yard had grown by the hundreds. Police were setting up barricades in expectation of a larger throng in the early evening. Today I called up Manny to wish him 'Gmar chatimah tovah'. My old boss answered the phone and asked who was this. "It's not someone owning you money or asking for some." "Thank the stars for that." Manny wasn't very religious for a man in his 80s. The word 'god' rarely left his lips. "Are you open tomorrow?" I had some gold to sell as scrap. "No, the religious people closed the exchange, but if it was up to me, I'd be open all day." The ancient Brownsville native lived to work as many hours as there were in his waking day. "Aren't you going to temple tomorrow?" "Feh, I'm going to Hudson's Bar." It was his local. "What about a fast?" "Not a chance. At my age I don't give up any meals, plus I have a medical condition. I need a drink to keep sane." Business in the Diamond District was brutal these days. "What about a mitveh?" A ritual bath was a purification rite for the Hassidim. "I'll take a shower and don't even ask me to apologize to 'God'. He ain't done nothing for me this year other than give me more problems than Job. He should be saying sorry to me and everyone else in this economy." Manny was a little bit of a commie. His son was the complete opposite. Richie Boy still believed in the trickle down theory. "What do you care? You're a goy. You do anything wrong last year?" "A couple of things." They were intentional. "Then you have nothing to say to God either. Forget all that Moses shit from the Old Testament. How Yom Kippur was the day he got the second set of the Ten Commandments. Moses was the same as all men. Only sorry if they got caught fucking around." Manny was an expert at that. "No, I guess I don't." I was content in my state of apostasy. "I'll see you Thursday." "I should be so lucky." I hung up my phone. Manny wasn't very religious. Not like Sandy Koufax who refused to pitch the first game of the 1965 World Series because it fell on Yom Kippur. His replacement Don Drysdale gave up seven runs in less than three innings and told his manager, "I bet right now you wish I was Jewish, too." Not me, I'm going to Mullane's down the street to have a beer and I don't have to wish I was a goy to do that. Happy Day of saying you're sorry. I believe you, but all my friends think you're lying.

No comments: