Wednesday, October 31, 2018

The Roam of Ghosts

My youngest son talks about phee or ghosts. Fenway is not scared of these spirits, but he doesn't want to go to certain houses on our soi in Sri Racha, since the four-year-old sees birds with voices. His mother thinks that he has the 6th sense. Mam says that she is not frightened by ghosts.

"Not zombies too." Mam weighs 45 kilos. Zombies like fat people. She is mostly skin and bones.

I explained that zombies weren’t ghosts, but flesh-eating monsters.

“I not see them eat Thai people in movie. Maybe not like taste. They like eat farang, not Thais.”

“What about the ghost that eats people’s intestines? Phi Krasy?”

Mam shivered like a ghost entered the room. “Don’t say that word.”

“Phi Krasy?”

MAM didn’t talk to me that night and I slept close to her body, if only to protect her from the dead, because there are lots of ghosts in Thailand and here's a list of thai demons or phi-saat complied by Stacker on http://www.thailandqa.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4792

Phi Krahang - A glowing fusion of a man and a bird dedicated to a diet of offal.

Phi Krasy – this demon lives within a witch’s body. the succubus leaves the sleeping host to consume your intestines. Eyes incapable of blinking and can’t look anyone in the face like a TV newscaaster.

Phi Phrai – The spirit of a woman who has died in childbirth and whose body has been used to make phi thai hong lotion. A sorcerer must hold a candle under the corpse’s chin, and from the resultant melted oil essences are manufactured which drive men mad

Phi Tai Ha – The spirit of a woman who has died of malaria. The ghost will also spread this disease.

Phi Thuk Khun – The substance of a living person which has to be sent out on astral journeys every week, or harm will come to its owner,

Phi Khamod – A spirit in the shape of a red star which, like a Will o’ the Wisp, misleads wanderers.

Phi Nang Tani – A female tree spirit which is essentially beneficent and may fill the alms bowls of itinerant monks.

Phi Pa – A forest spirit. Hunters may leave a piece of the foot, lip, tongue or eyelid of a killed animal to show respect to this spirit.

Phi Poang Khang – A spirit in the shape of a black monkey which likes to suck the big toe of people sleeping in the jungle. It is said to live near salt licks.

Phi Ka – These spirits are inherited through women and can be contagious. The Ka, if not properly treated (with raw eggs) will attack and possibly possess people without the owner’s knowledge. Perhaps understandably, ordinary people are said to be reluctant to marry into Ka clans!

Phi Hai – Hungry, amoral spirits associated with places where people have died an unnatural or violent death. Phi Hai are easily offended, and take every opportunity to possess people. Normally, they can be induced to leave their victim if suitable offerings are made, but on occasions an exorcist has to drive them out. In such cases, when incantations and lustral water prove insufficient, a whip may need to be employed.

Phi Pob – A malicious and very dangerous spirit which manifests itself as a beautiful woman. Phi Pob float through the air because they have no legs or lower body. They generally appear as a length of internal organs and intestines suspended from a strikingly lovely face – therefore, beware beautiful women gliding mysteriously by in long dresses! This type of ghost is probably more feared than any other species in Thailand.

They're coming to get flesh.

More on me than Mam.

And I'm a better meal than Fenway.

By at least 70 kilos.

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Rolling Up the Sidewalks


I've been predicting the end of cars for years.

My late father debunked my soothsaying with the comment, "You don't know what you're talking about. They'll always be cars."

In the 1930s his father was a country doctor in Maine and drove to his patients in a sled.

Only in the winter.

The above picture shows the alternative to a world spanned by highways.

Paradise.

Monday, October 29, 2018

Mercedes E Class For The 50 Million

The Mercedes-Benz ad for the E Class offers a depopulated vision of future.

There is no traffic.

There are no people on the streets.

Robots drive the E Class.

The new slavery without the masses.

And you never have to whip a robot to obey an order from the masters.

This is your tomorrow.

World population 2050 = 50 million.

With no bartenders.

The population of Manhattan will be one million.

ps here's the URL for the ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS81h8J2Y3E

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Cowgirl In The Sand

Nothing says premature E-Jack-O-Lantern better than a cowgirl in the sand outfit at Ralph's Hardware Shop on a Sunday morning.

Strangely everyone in the 'hood thought my attire was too conservative.

"Maybe you should wear some pink," suggested Irene the young portress. "It works for me."

Pretty in pink?

To hear Neil Young's COWGIRL IN THE SAND, please go to this URL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fAXl97-RFg

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Banned From Facebook

A Paris friend reported a Facebook ban for posting an invitation for the fabulous Palace Disco featuring a naked woman. It was neither pornographic nor obscene, except to the Taliban and America's religious right. I protested their decision by posting a shot of porno star Marc Stevens dancing at Studio 54.

Naked.

Within minutes I was informed by Facebook of a violation against their code of ethics.

A three-day ban.

A second violation earns the violator a seven-day ban

I was not upset by their decision.

What else can you expect from square-state Bible Belters?

There is nothing wrong with nudity.

Not with Chuling

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

The Reign Of A Nationalist

Last spring my friend was driving me across Dutchess County to catch the train in Dover Plains. The road passed through rural community surrounded by billionaires' estates. We passed through an abandoned village and the last house flew a Rebel flag in the front yard. I told my friend to stop.

"Why?"

"Because I'm going to cut down that traitor flag. My people left Maine to fight against the slavers and I can't believe this bastard KKK piece of shit is flying it in the North."

Every small town has a statue of a Federal soldier facing south. They died in the hundreds of thousands to free the slaves. This flag was an insult to their sacrifice. My family marched through the South too. We burned Dixie to the stumps> we shouldn't have been so lenient, but a long war killed the killing in the blood.

"He probably has a gun," warned my friend.

"I don't give a shit." I had a serious box-cutter in my pocket. It worked for the hijackers of 9/11

"I live up here." My friend stepped on my gas and I made the train at Dover Plains.

Up here was white.

In 1949 concertgoers leaving an open-air show by Paul Robeson, Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie were attacked by an anti-Communist, anti-Semitic and anti-black crowd and local police stood to the side.

The KKK were strong in American politics. Presidents Wilson, Harding, and Truman were members of the racist organization which believed in lynching, killing, and suppressing blacks.

Now we have a president endorsed by the KKK and declared the other day that he is a 'nationalist'.

As a race traitor I can only interpret his statement one way.

#45 is KKK

Like father.

Like son. ps the following photo is a fake.

But if you walk like a duck and talk like a duck then you are a fascist.

We are family.

Monday, October 22, 2018

CHAPTER 18 - THE LIGHT OF THE MOON from BACK AND FORTH by Peter Nolan Smith

Sundays belonged to the Lord in Tulsa. Numerous church bells rang from nearby steeples. Sean pulled the pillow over his head. A knock sounded on the door.

“Don’t say anything,” whispered AK. He liked sleeping late, but free rooms had their price.

The next knock was more forceful.

“You boys awake?” The voice belonged to Mr. Spear.

“Sort of.” Sean sat up in bed.

“It’s almost 8. The service begins soon.” The lanky professor attended church several blocks east of the Arkansas River and pushed open the door. “Are you boys up?”

He entered the room in his Sunday finest with the family Bible was nestled under his arm.

AK pushed his long hair out of his face.

“We’re up now.”

“We can’t have you sleeping away the Lord’s Day. Are you ready for church?” His question was directed at Sean.

“No, sir, I’m sleeping in.” Sean hadn’t been to church in a long time.

“Sleeping in? Our government didn’t put IN GOD WE TRUST on our money as a joke.”

“And I don’t think it’s funny.” He respected other people’s disapproval of his lack of faith.

“Never too late to save your soul. Last year you said you were distantly related to the founder of the Mormons.”

“A family legend.”

“Perhaps, but I would be honored to bring Joseph Smith’s ancestor back to the faith.”

“I know, sir, but I’m sort of set in my ways.”

finds his way back home.” The fifty year-old greeted AK with an outstretched hand.

“I know that you young people claimed that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, but it’s four years since they broke up. Jesus is God. God never breaks up.”

“I was never into the Beatles. I was more into the Rolling Stones.” This was as close as I could come to telling Vickie’s father that he did not believe in God.

“The Stones were my band too. They played here in 1965. I gave them up for Jesus.”

“That’s quite a sacrifice.” Almost as much as the Jews and Muslims rejecting bacon for Yah-Weh and Allah.

“You can’t always get what you want with the Stones, but you can with Jesus.” Mr. Spear faced AK. “I know you’re a Jew, but my church has sent many missions to your people in hopes of bringing the Chosen People back to the Way of God. Come with us. The Word will save your soul.”

“Thank, you sir, but I’ll sit this morning out.” AK existed a step down from the hierarchy of atheism on the plane of agnosticism and doubt, however AK’s sacrament was marijuana and no preaching could force him to abandon his Search for the Ultimate High of Reefer.

“You boys can’t say that I didn’t try.”

“Try is the first syllable in triumph.” Sean had read that adage from a Salada tea bag.

“My wife, the girls and I will pray for your souls, then come back here with some nice young people for a fried chicken dinner with all the fixings.”

“Your wife’s fried chicken?” Sean swung my feet onto the floor.

“You remember it from last year?”

“Who could forget it?”

“It’s an old family recipe.” Mr. Spears went to the door. “We’ll be back at 11.”

“We’ll be waiting.”

Mr. Spear shut the door and Sean faded back into the pillows.

“That felt like a sermon before a Salvation Army dinner on the Bowery.”

“No one forced you to drink last night.”

“You either.”

“We can sleep for another hour, then we’ll shower, eat Mrs. Spear’s chicken, and we hit the road at 1.”

“That’s late. I hate hitchhiking at night.

“A long ride will take us to Chicago by morning.” Sean had memorized the map of the USA.

“And if not?” AK didn’t like sleeping in the rough.

“We’ll find someplace to crash.”

“Great. Another night on the side of the road.”

“Same as Jack Kerouac.”

“Or a hobo.”

There was another knock on the door.

“C’mon in.”

Vickie entered the room and sat on his bed.

Her younger sister remained by the door. Both of the long-legged blondes were in virginal white dresses. The hemlines hung at mid-calf and their ankles were covered by sheer white sox.

AK stirred under the sheets and Sean pulled the covers over his lap. Vickie and Sean were just friends. Even with Nick on the other side of the world, Vickie was his girl.

“Out of bed.” Her voice expressed an unexpected urgency.

“Out of bed?”

“We have to be at church in ten minutes and you have to be out of the house in five.”

“What about the chicken dinner?” Sean hated hitting the road on an empty stomach.

“My mother cooked the chicken this morning.” Sharlene held up a paper sack. She gave it to AK. “I packed you a doggie bag.”

“What’s the hurry?” Sean pulled on his jeans.

“My father is coming back here with ten Oral Robert football players dedicated to Jesus and they’ll try to strong-arm you into becoming believers.” Vickie packed his canvas bag.

“Sounds like a lynch mob.” AK dressed faster than a Polish Jew fleeing the Nazis and looped his sleeping bag over his shoulder.

“My father has become a little too gung-ho about Jesus.” Vickie apologized for her old man. “My mother is hoping that he’ll find a way back to reason, but that isn’t happening this morning. He’s not a bad man, but he’s worried that you’ll suffer in Hell.”

“He should meet my mother. She’s a true believer of the Old religion.

“Boston’s a long way away, but we hope to see you again. Hurry up and we’ll drive you to the highway.”

Seven minutes later Vickie jammed on the brakes of her Tempest convertible at the entrance to I-44. The sky was a blue eggshell from horizon to horizon with the day promising to be a hot one. Sharlene had filled their canteens with fresh water. Vickie kissed his cheek.

“We had a good time.”

“Us too.”

“Be careful on the road. This state has some funny laws. Like no spitting on the street or taking a bite from someone else’s hamburger.” Vickie was showing off her progress as law enforcement major.

“Or wearing your boots to bed.” Sharlene added from the passenger seat.

“Call us from Boston.” Vickie stamped on the accelerator. The V8 spun its rear tires with a squeal of rubber. The both of them covered their faces to keep from breathing the dust.

“That’s what I call a bum’s rush.” AK stuck out his thumb to a passing pick-up truck. The farmer stared, as if he cheered for the rednecks, who had murdered Captain America in EASY RIDER.

“You want to wait for a football squad of Bible-thumpers?”

“No, those Jesus freaks forget that the Messiah was a Jew a little too easy for my tastes. At least we have fried chicken and water.”

“A miracle.” Sean resisted tearing into the chicken. It would taste even better when he was really hungry.

“A better miracle would be someone giving us a ride out of here.”

“I agree.”

Sean put his long hair in a pony tail with a rubber band and AK followed suit. They slipped on baseball caps. Any motorist not looking too closely might mistake them for college kids instead of longhaired hippies and ten minutes later a Cadillac stopped in the breakdown lane.

Sean jumped in the front seat and AK sat in the back. The crew-cut driver was bound to Justice, Oklahoma, which was about forty minutes up the road.

“I’ll be driving fast. I spent last night in Tulsa with a cousin. We drank beers until dawn. I forgot church. I hate church, but my wife is a believer.”

“As are most people in Oklahoma.”

“Me too, if I’m sober.”

His driving was a classic example of what law enforcement officers called weaving and two seconds later Sean grabbed the wheel to prevent the car from tumbling the highway.

“Sorry about that. I couldn’t find my glasses this morning and I can’t see shit.”

“Damn,” AK muttered from the rear. He wanted to get out of the car. Sean was in the same mind, but north of Tulsa was the middle of emptiness of the Great Plains.

Luckily traffic was light, but the drivers of passing cars slurred out silent swears.

“Damn Methodists think the road was built for them.”

“How you know they’re Methodists?”

“Because the Baptists are already in church.” We were barely going 30 mph.

Sean listened the driver’s rant against the church for almost an hour. When AK and Sean were left at Justice, the New Yorker kicked a stone in the wake of the exhaust and said, “I hate America.”

“You don’t want to say that. It’s a big country. There’s the good and the bad.”

“Here?”

Crops had been harvested early and fields of dirt stretched to each point of the compass. A truck stop lay off the exit.

“Okay, not here, but let’s see if that gas station has food.” Sean cleared my mouth and spit on the ground.

small diner was open for breakfast. AK and Sean ate a full breakfast of bacon and eggs. The station also served as a bus stop. The price of a ticket to Chicago was $20.

“If you want, you could catch a Greyhound home from here. I’ll wait with you till the bus came.”

“And what about you?”

“No, I’ll take my chances on the highway.” Sean was cursed by having read Kerouac’s ON THE ROAD.

“No, I’ll stick it out with you.” AK was a true friend.

They washed up in the bathroom and tramped back to the onramp. The temperature had risen several degrees into the low 90s. The high plains sun bleached the blue from the sky and the only available shade was beneath the underpass. A state trooper backed up the ramp. His cruiser was a Plymouth Grand Fury built for speed.

“Where you boys headed?” The young officer spoke through the open passenger window. He was about their age.

“Back east. We just left our friends in Tulsa. The Spears. Their uncle is with the State Police.”

“I don’t know any Spears, but I don’t want to see you on my highway. Hitchhiking’s against the law in Oklahoma.” His sunglasses were the same style sported by Boss Godfrey in COOL HAND LUKE. “Stay here on the ramp and you don’t get no trouble from me.”

The trooper accelerated down the ramp.

They stood in the sun.

Only three cars passed them in the next hour.

Two of the drivers pointed to the right and exited onto a dirt road a half-mile in the distance. The third gave them the finger. Two hours later a Greyhound bus heaved up to the gas station and AK said, “I’ll buy you a ticket.”

The panel atop the bus said CHICAGO.

“Thanks, but I feel good about this place. We’ll get out of here soon.”

The Greyhound whizzed by them a minute later.

The driver and his passengers on the right side of the bus gawked at them, as if Sean and AK were the descendants of the Okies refugees from California. This was Tom Joad country. John Steinbeck’s THE GRAPES OF WRATH began beyond the blurred horizons where the world remained 1930.

After eleven a steady processions of vehicles exited from the highway hauling speedboats. Sean checked the map. To the north reservoirs or lakes provided water recreation for the Tulsans. None of the vehicles were heading farther east.

“You still have that good feeling?”

“Not really.”

He suspected that the police officer had aired a warning to motorists about two hippies hitching a ride and AK suggested walking to the next exit.

Sean checked the map again.

That exit led to no town.

“We are where we are.” Sean finished off my water.

The sun seared the sweat off their skin.

Their canteens were soon empty and he refilled them at the gas station. The middle-age attendant said that he had seen two longhairs wait at this on-ramp for over a day.

“How they get out of here?”

“Don’t know. They were there one second and the next they were gone.” The man seemed a little touched by the isolation. “You’ll get out of here sooner or later.”

“I like those positive thoughts.” Sean planned on keeping this information to myself, but if another Greyhound bus showed up, he fully intended on taking up AK’s offer.

As Sean approached AK, a car screeched through the stop sign. The Ford Falcon bat-turned into the gas station. Three men piled out of the midnight-blue convertible. They wore new jeans and their hair was short.

“What you think?” AK asked with the right degree of apprehension.

“I think they’re drunk.” Sean picked up a rock. AK warned him ‘don’t’. The New Yorker wasn’t a fighter. The attendant filled the car with gas and Sean saw the driver give him money.

At least they weren’t imitating Charles Starkweather on a Nebraskan killing spree. The three of them sat back in the car and AK said, “I hope they’re going to the lake.”

The Falcon accelerated out of the truck stop and swerved right at the last second to fishtail down the ramp. AK backed away from the road. Sean stood his ground.

The car braked to a stop.

The driver with the slicked back hair lifted a beer and said, “Damn, we’re fucked up. Can either of you drive?”

“Say no,” whispered AK.

The three men in the car were born trouble, but the radio was playing FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY.

“You like the OJays?”

“Shit, we listen to anything as long as it don’t have no Jesus in it,” the pale-faced passenger in the rear said with a laugh. “I hate God.”

“Shut your mouth. It’s the Lord’s Day.” The heavy-set man with tattoos on his muscular arms punched the blasphemer.

“My apologies. I just picked my cousins up at McAlester Prison. They’re respectable citizens now that they have been rehabilitated.” The driver raised his PBR and toasted their release. “Ain’t that right boys?”

“Definitely no.” AK was ready to flee into the dirt fields.

“Yes, sir, we done learned our lesson.” The thin rake on the right had an easy smile.

“Can you drive or what? We’re wasting gas.”

“Hold your horses, Garrald.” The driver wasn’t in such a hurry. “We’re leaving this cow-paddy state and driving through Missouri to Springfield, Illinois. It will be a little tight, but we’ve packed more than five people in this Fal-coon.”

“I can drive.” Sean dropped the rock on the ground.

“Shit.” AK hated crackers.

“Then you take the wheel. My name’s Earl.”

He popped open his door and opened the trunk with the keys. They had no bags, but several wrapped packages with OSP stamped on them.

“OSP stands for Oklahoma State Prison. You have nothing against ex-cons, do you?” Earl flipped back a fang of jet-black hair with his hand.

“Not me.” Something about the way the engine purred dissipated his reservations.

“Then you’re driving.” Earl handed Sean the key and told AK, ”And you’re in back.”

He put their bags in the trunk and sat behind the wheel. It had a four on the floor. Garrald had switched to the back seat with his brother. AK was squeezed between them. He wasn’t very happy.

“Earl, what year is this?”

“It's a 1964 Sprint with a 302 Cubic Inch Windsor V8. I shoulda bought a Mustang, but the dealer gave me a deal I couldn’t refuse. Nothing down.”

“So it’s ain’t hot.” Sean adopted a twang.

“Not stolen. The papers are in the glove compartment.” He whipped out his license. “No way I’m driving a stolen car with my cousins just out of Big Mac. Even I’m not that stupid.”

“I don’t know about that?” The one with the grin leaned forward smelling of harsh soap. “You’re related to us.”

“Only on my mother’s side, Jay Bob.” Earl shoved his cousin back from the front.

“We goin’ or we goin’?” Garrald asked directly behind him. Spit hit the back of his neck.

“We’re goin’.” Sean shoved the stick into first and stamped on the gas. The Falcon was light even with the weight of five men and the tires peeled an extra layer of rubber on the hot asphalt. He turned up the volume and they hit the highway the fastest car of the road.

“Try and keep it under 70. The cops hate hippies.” Earl advised popping open a beer with a can opener.

“Okay.” It was hard throttling back on the speed, because Earl was right. Cops hated hippies.

The two boys in the back dedicated their new freedom to sucking down beer.

“Where you comin’ from?” asked Earl.

“The Coast.”

“I never out there. Girls fun out that way?”

“Fun enough,” Sean told the story about meeting two lesbians in Big Sur.


“Whoowee. Better not say that too loud. My cousins ain’t had a touch in years. I felt the same way they did only three months ago.”

“You were in prison?”

“Yep, the Mac’s a hard place, but it used to be harder.” Earl rubbed his face. He was tired from driving, but kept on talking. “Back in the bad old days the guards liked to torture inmates more than kill them, so the prison commissioner sent two squads of inmates to build a new prison. The women at that time were held in Kansas and the warden had them build a women’s prison too.”

“What you do?”

“Do?” He looked over his shoulder. “I followed bad advice from my cousins. We robbed a church. Stupid idea, since it was a Friday and if you’re planning to rob a church better you do it on the Sunday afternoon. All three of us were drunk. The judge was hard on us, since we were longhairs and they don’t like longhairs in the Sooner State. Only reason we didn’t do more time was that we were related to the preacher. I got me two years and them got three. I was 19.”

Earl was his age and possessed a motormouth fast enough to match the Falcon’s V8.

He told him about the first prison escape from OSP and how the killers were shot dead on a ridge. He played DJ with the 8-track. GIMME SHELTER set off a long rant about the Hell’s Angels subverting the prison system.

“They play the race card, but all they care about is themselves. Set poor whites agin poor blacks like they cud make Helter-Skelter come to pass. Fuckin’ Beatles. They never played in Oklahoma. They did the goat-roper state, but never Oklahoma.” Earl hailed from Guynon in the Panhandle. With ten thousand folks it was the biggest city in the west of the state. “Rodeo and prison are the only two ways out of that town.”

Sean drove and Earl spoke. AK and he shared the chicken. The two cousins said that it tasted better than anything they had eaten in Big Mac.

“That’s not hard. The food sucked and there wasn’t enough of it.”

“I wish I had the recipe.” Garrald picked off the last meat and chucked the bone behind the Falcon, almost hitting the car following them.

The Chevy blew its horn and Sean picked up the pace.

They stopped for gas outside of Joplin, Missouri and Earl’s cousins stalked into the KFC like they were casing it for a robbery, while the Falcon’s owner bought more beer.

“I don’t know how much more of this I can handle.” AK was picking the wind out of his ears. “All they talk about is fucking women, but I don’t like the way Garrald’s been looking at me.”

“I’ve been listening to Okie 101 for the past hour, but them boys ain’t no trouble.”

“Since when do you speak like an extra in OKLAHOMA?”

“Listen, we’re going in the right direction and I’m behind the wheel. If anything changes in that equation, then we get out of the car polite like.” It was a little past 2 pm. A regular car would take five hours to cross the Show-Me State. I planned to do it in three with the souped-up Falcon.

“I would rather be with bible-thumpers than sitting between two cons.” AK had sat on the hump all the way from Justice.

“You’re only thinking about Pam.”

“Pam?”

“You really like her.”

“What was there not to like?”

“Harry.” He was her fiancée.

“I don’t understand why she went back to him.”

“Don’t take me the wrong way. I like Pam, but she’s a straight and straights like a straight life. Same as Jackie.”

“You haven’t mentioned her name in a while.”

“I liked Floe. She made me forget.”

“So you would have gone north with them?”

“In a heartbeat.”

“Sorry, it didn’t work out.”

“Me too.”

“So what about your girlfriend?” Ann Marie lived next-door to Sean. She was no Pam, but a sweet woman.

“She doesn’t have to know anything about Pam.”

“Discretion is the better part of deception.” Sean scanned their surroundings.

The woods surrounding the truck stop were yellow pine. Joplin wasn’t mentioned in the song ROUTE 66. No one ever sang about stopping here. The boys were taking their time in the store.

The Falcon could make Chicago on another $20 of gas. Sean showed AK the keys. His friend shook his head.

“Are you sure?”

“We’re not thieves.”

Three months earlier he had left Boston with the words of BORN TO BE WILD as my philosophy of the road. Sean had sought ‘whatever comes my way’ and found it in California and few other places. Now a little over a thousand miles separated Sean from his hometown. Back in Boston he would resume his life. Time for ‘whatever comes my way’ was running out with each mile.

“I guess you’re right.” Neither of them were Bonnie or Clyde.

The two cousins exited from the store carrying cases of PBR and a box of fried chicken. They were wearing sunglasses. Earl followed them, holding a brown paper bag. Glass clinked against glass.

“Sorry about the wait, but crispy chicken needs some cookin’, plus I had a special order delivered.” He hefted the bag. “White Lightning.”

“It’ll be a welcome change from the Pruno at Big Mac.” Jay Bob sat in the back seat, opening a beer. “I’m lucky I didn’t go blind from that shit.”

“Do not. I’m better looking and a lot more white.” Jay Bob gave a big grin. He had most of his front teeth.

“Ain’t nobody 100% white in this world. The only reason white people back in the old times are white is, becuz artists painted their kinfolk white in them old pictures. Each of us have a bit of tar in them.”

“That’s some very advanced thinking you have back there. What you been doin’ at Big Mac? Getting educatified?” Jay Bob laughed to himself like he was on nitrous oxide.

Sean drove out of the truck stop and the wind baffled out the conversation in back. Earl put on Deep Purple and drank his beer. The boys were more into rock than country.

“You drive down to the Oklahoma State Prison from the Panhandle last night.”

“Yeah.”

“A long ride?’

“You got that right. Now don’t mind me none. I’m gonna catch me some sleep.” He placed the open PBR between his thighs. Within a minute he was snoring like a buzz saw through ice.

Sean stepped on the gas.

Nobody on I-44 was traveling less than 70. This country was too big for driving slow this far from the cities.

Sunday traffic was heavy around Springfield, Missouri. The older people in their cars stared, as if they were monkeys in the circus, while their kids smiled like they came from space. Cars with boats on trailer hitches headed south from the Ozarks. The weekend was fading with the setting sun.

Sean pulled off the interstate and drove down old Route 66.

“Where are we?” Earl reared up in his seat.

“About four miles west of Cuba. I was tired of the interstate.” He kept under the speed limit of 40. People like us made a Sunday for cops in small town America. “We need some gas.”

“I can drive from here.” AK volunteered from the back.

“Okay.”

Sean pulled into the Fanning Outpost. The stop provided gas, food, and lodging to travelers. Once spots like this bar dotted Route 66 from Chicago to LA. Now I-44 was pushing of them into the brink of extinction.

“Sad, but one day there will be no Route 66.” He pumped gas shifting his stance. His legs were stiff from sitting in one position for the past three hours. “Only a few sections are left.”

“All the Okies drove to California on the Mother Road. Reckon I have a lot a family out there.” Earl got out of the Falcon and wiped the dusty hood with a finger.

“Probably.” People with his background explained the conservative streak in Southern California County.

“My grandfather worked on the Chain of Rocks Bridge crossing the Mississippi. That money saved my family from having to leave the farm. Plenty of times I cursed that old man. If he hadn’t been working, we would have moved to California and I might have become one of the Beach Boys.”

“That’s a laugh.” Jay Bob helped his brother out of the car. Garrald had no idea where he was and lifted his sunglasses. “Damn, are we there yet?”

“No, we are not there yet.” Earl stretched the cramps out of his back. “We’ll be in Carbondale some time this evening.”

“What’s Carbondale?” This was the first Sean had heard of a destination.

“A college town in southern Illinois to work. The police don’t like ex-cons that ain’t workin’. We’re not even supposed to be in the same car together.”

“Speak for yourself. We’re free men. We didn’t get out on parole.”

Garrald scratched his head and examined his fingernails. They were crusted with dirt.

“Our uncle promised us jobs in the university kitchen. I learned a lot about cooking for numbers at Big Mac. Maybe I’ll find a hippie college girl. I hope she shaves her legs. I don’t like hairy women.”

“Just as long as you don’t take any longhaired guys for girls you’ll be fine.”

I regretted saying it immediately.

“And what’s that supposed to mean?” Garrand stepped forward.

“Just a joke. I come from Maine and the women up there are twice the men you and I will ever be. Moose women we call them.”

My insulting the female of the Pine Tree State placated the big man.

AK wandered off to the Men’s Room and Jay Bob led his brother into the store.

Sean finished pumping $5 worth of gas.

“This one is on me.”

“Be careful with Garrald. He had a hard time up there.”

“How so?”

“The COs treated us like dead men. Food was crap. Something happened in the mess. An inmate shanked two officers. The cons seized several hostages. Buildings were burned to the ground. Three inmates were killed. Garrald and Jay Bob were be working on the farm, when the trouble started. None of us want to go back to prison again. Never. But it ain’t easy for ex-cons. People are waiting for you to commit a crime and they ain’t too wrong. You see how fast Garrald got in your face.”

“Yes.”

Sean had been arrested in grammar school for vandalizing an abandoned missile base. He had saved the arresting officer’s son from a beating. The cop cut him loose and never said anything to his parents about my crime. Earl never received that break.

Garrald came out of the store and took Sean’s hand.

“Sorry, I have to keep my mouth shut more often.”

“Me, too.” Sean was surprised by his hug, half-expecting a knife in his back.

“You’re good people and so’s your friend.” He embraced AK with the love of a young man freed from prison.

They switched places in the Falcon.

Sean sat on the hump between Earl and Jay Bob.

They opened a jar of shine. It was clear as light. The first sip ripped a layer of taste buds from his tongue and sluiced down his throat like burning lava.

“Damn.” Sean was reborn with the spirit of Moonshine and happy to not be driving a car. AK and Garrald spoke in tongues. Between patches of the wind he heard the words Sly and the Family Stone, Brooklyn Dodgers, The Battle of the Bulge, the Gold Rush, and a thousand syllables distorted by the breeze.

Night closed on the sky north of Bourbon. They finished the chicken south of St. Clair. The ‘shine just kept coming and he kept drinking until reaching the bright lights of a city. A ribbon of steel owned the stars straight ahead above the highway.

Sean recognized the St. Louis Arch. A baseball game was being played under the lights. AK drove past the stadium without slowing down.

Earl faced Sean.

“Welcome to St. Louis. We’ll be turning on the other side of the Mississippi toward Carbondale. You can come with us to Carbondale or we can drop you at the Indian mounds. I’ve crashed there once or twice. It’s a fine night for sleeping under the sky.”

The moonshine erased his ability to make a decision and fifteen minutes later AK and Earl helped the New Englander from the Falcon. The convicts whooped a good-bye, as Sean staggered into tall grass.

The world swirled around his feet and his head struck the ground. The moon laughed at his descent. It was always up on the sky and Sean fell through the Earth to bury himself in a stupor designed to last eternity or longer and Sean didn’t care which was which.

Sunday, October 21, 2018

CHAPTER 17 - FREE AS A BIRD

A humid dusk blanketed the dusk over Amarillo. The passing semi-trailers dragged diesel fumes on 75 mph slipstreams. AK and Sean stood on the eastbound shoulder of I-40 and a murder of crows clutched the top wire of a barbed wire fence, regarding the two hippies as future carrion.

Off in the distant several dirty fingers funneled from the black clouds.

“Tornadoes?” asked Sean.

“Maybe. If one hits, we hide under the overpass.”

“Let’s hope we’re out of here before then.” Sean crossed his fingers, but catching a ride out of the Panhandle was testing their nerve.

Cowboys hated hippies. They dodged a few beer bottles thrown from pick-ups. The goat-ropers drank Bud. They had lousy aim.

An hour after sunset a dented Ford Fairlane swerved off the asphalt. AK and Sean dove into the weeds. The car swerve on two wheels toward disaster, then the driver regained control and skidded back onto I-40 with a shudder. AK and Sean rose to their feet and gave the fool the finger.

“That was close.”

“More for him than us.”

Their bravado evaporated after a greaser aimed a shotgun out passenger window of a SS Chevelle.

“Fucking shit.”

“This is Easy Rider land.”

The classic hippie film from 1969 had climaxed with the two bikers killed by a toothless redneck.

“Which one of us is Billy?” AK’s hands trembled with fear.

This was no movie.

“Me.” Dennis Hopper had played a goofy sidekick opposite ultra-cool Captain America.

“Then you hitchhike for an hour, because Billy dies first.”

Sean bent over to pick up a stone.

“What’s that for?”

Weariness was painted on AK’s face.

Last night they had only slept a few hours in a forest south of Williams.

“For the next hick that gets out of line.”

“Better find more rocks.”

An oncoming car was filled with teenagers. Their curses were howls at the moon. Sean could have chucked the rock through the windshield, instead he flashed the peace sign with his left hand.

“Commie fags.” Grits hated peace more than long hair.

While the War in Vietnam was coming to an end, the Silent Majority under Nixon was gearing up to purge the country of the revolution and dissent.

“Only one of us, you chicken fuckers.” AK was 100% straight.

“What’s that mean?”

“That I’m 100% straight and you danced with men at the Brass Rail.”

It was the best gay disco in San Diego.

“Is that a crime?”

“We’re in Texas. Even holding hands with a man is a lynching crime here.”

“Then I’ll keep my distance.” Sean hadn’t told AK about Maya in Santa Cruz and she had been twice the woman of anyone in his life until he met Floe, but he wasn’t snitching out the showgirl’s secret.

“Just keep your eyes open.”

Sean let go of the rock and stuck out his thumb. This was not their America. They belonged in cities, on the beaches, and atop mountains. Cars with Texas plates passed them in the hundreds. AK and Sean switched places twice. The New Yorker was no luckier than the New Englander.

Sean pulled back his long hair into a ponytail.

“No one’s picking up hippies.”

“So we go undercover.”

“THE MOD SQUAD routine might work. You can Link and I'll be Peter."

"You certainly aren't Peggie Lipton."

The ruse must have succeeded, because the drunken cowboys passed without any more threats. Traffic died past midnight and Sean had had enough for one day.

“I’m crashing.”

“Where?”

Cars and trucks zoomed up the grimy onramp ten feet away from them.

“Right here.” Sean climbed over the dented guardrail. The ground was free of glass and he pulled out his sleeping bag.

“You can’t sleep there.” AK was horrified by his friend’s choice. He was half-Jewish/half Wasp and washed his hands after pissing in a bar.

“Watch me.” Sean lay down on his sleeping bag. The outer cotton smelled his trip back and forth across the USA.

Estes Park, Reno, Big Sur, LA, Encinitas, and Flagstaff, Arizona.

The interior smelled a little of Floe.

She was in Big Sur.

His eyes shut forever within seconds and he hoped forever lasted until dawn.

AK woke him with a rough shake.

“We have a ride.”

The black wind was thick with electricity. An angry storm was roiling overhead in the WIZARD OF OZ sky and Sean scrambled to his feet. A pick-up truck idled on the shoulder.

Two surfboards were in back.

The license plates were from Oklahoma.

Sean threw his bag in the back and ran to the cab.

Andy sat in the middle.

Sean had the window.

“Where you heading?” The crew-cut driver sounded like he had been driving for days.

“Tulsa.” The Spear Sisters lived within sight of the Arkansas River. Sean had called them from Flagstaff. They were expecting them tomorrow morning.

“Me too.”

“A little more than 300 miles from here.” The twenty-year old stepped on the gas and they left behind Amarillo. Sean gave the on-ramp the finger. The driver checked the mirror.

“Been there long?”

“Long enough. What you doing in Tulsa?”

“I’m visiting my family before driving up to Fort Sill. I surfed all the breaks between Seal Beach and Huntington. A big wave is my God. The ocean is my church. If it weren’t for my family, I would have gone Surfer Joe AWOL.”

“The Surfaris.” The 45 had been a big hit for the trio from California coupled with WIPEOUT on the B-side.

“May 1963. I was living in Huntington Beach. My father was stationed in Vietnam. I surfed that entire summer. A real gremlin, but joining the army was a family tradition.”

“How you like the Army?”

“Not much choice to do anything else in Oklahoma other than drilling oil.” He was my age and asked, “Either of you serve in the military?”

“My father and uncles fought in WW2 and the Korean War, but no male in my generation has worn any uniform other than that of the Boy Scouts.”

“Me neither.” AK shook his head. “I protested against the War.”

“Me too.”

The ruthlessness My Lai massacre had been matched by repression of the Watts riots. Che Guevara’s assassination had been mirrored by the murder of the Black Panther Fred Hampton. Their fight had been with the Pentagon and White House, but Sean had never called a soldier a ‘baby killer’.

“Nothing wrong with that. It’s a free country.”

“I enlisted in the Marines at the age of 17. My mother wouldn’t sign the papers.”

“Probably for the better you didn’t go in. A lot of Marines were killed for nothing.” The War was almost over. The troops were coming home. It was up to South Vietnam to win or lose its own battles.

“What about you?”

“I did my time stateside. Not bad, but in two days I’ll be grunting for my CO. We’re training for deployment to the fucking Sai-gon embassy, but tonight I’m a rocker.” His 8-track played the Amboy Dukes. “I love Ted Nugent.”

“He’s a solid guitarist.” Sean played no instruments other than the kazoo. “My friend here is in a band.”

“That right? What kind?”

“R&B and soul. I play keyboards.” Electric piano in a ten-piece band. The only white.

“I love soul music.” Chuck pulled out the Amboy Dukes and slipped in Otis Redding’s SATISFACTION with a fat rhythm section. “You guys like weed?”

“You’re holding?”

“Does the bear shit on the pope?”

They smoked a joint of Acapulco Gold. The weed dragged AK into slumber. Chuck spoke about the California. He had surfed big waves up and down the coast. His accent might have been pure Okie, but his heart belonged to the sea.

“And California Girls.”

Sean told about sleeping with two lesbians in Big Sur.

Chuck had one-nighted with several beach girls.

Sean spoke at length about Floe.

“She dumped you flat?”

“She wasn’t into violence.”

“Sound like you gave Bill what he deserved.”

“I thought so too, but Floe ran away.”

“You met her by chance once. Maybe you’ll run into her again.”

He handed Sean a joint.

It had no effect on his broken heart, but they outran the storms without escaping the relentless heat and the dawn burned red nearing Oklahoma City. Out on the plains buzzards floated on the thermals.

“Not far from home now.”

“You want to go AWOL? You can hang with us in Boston.”

“My family would never forgive me.”

“At least you won’t have to be the last man killed in Viet-Nam.”

“I’d hate that.”

They swung onto I-44 and reached Tulsa before 8. The thermometer on a bank read 92. Chuck left them at Riverview Drive and South Indian. The Spear sisters lived two doors away. A light tan Impala convertible was in the driveway.

“Good luck with your tour.” Sean wished the soldier.

“And you with the trip east.”

Chuck beeped the horn and drove north.

The two hippies stopped on the sidewalk. The newspaper boy biked his route. Long-tailed birds flitted between the trees. The quiet neighborhood smelled of cut grass.

“Are they’re awake?” AK rubbed his eyes, as if he had been dreaming of a bed.

“Only one way to find out.” Sean went to the door, while AK waited on the lawn.

Sean rang the bell once. If they didn’t answer, then the backyard was their crash pad. He had slept in worst places. Last night between the guardrails had been one of them.

Several seconds passed before footsteps approached the door. Sean waved for AK to join him. He pushed his long black hair back to become a modern-day Ben-Hur. The door opened and Vickie greeted Sean with a hug.

“I was wondering if you were lost.” The tall blonde Tulsan wore a light white gown.

“Maybe a little lost, but now we’re found.” AK’s eyes sparkled with the vision of a fair-skinned woman of the West. She was pure shitza appealing to his father’s bloodline.

“How spiritual for a Friday morning.”

“Where are your parents?” Her father taught Divinity at a local college and their mother worked in a bank.

“Gone to school already.”

“C’mon in.” Vickie embodied the girl next-door just like Pam. She wrinkled her nose. “Off with those rags. You smell a little___”

“Gamey.”

She nodded yes.

“You two are showering. Now.”

Vickie showed them the guestroom. Sean showered first. The Spear Sisters were his friends. He soaped Amarillo off his skin and shampooed New Mexico out of his hair. Her Lady Bic gave a close shave and he emerged from the steamy room as clean as the day they set out from Encinitas.

“Your turn.” Sean held open the door for AK.

Vickie had laid out gym shorts and a white shirt on the bed. They were his size.

After dressing Sean followed the aroma of bacon into the kitchen. She had changed into jeans and a white men’s shirt knotted above her midriff. Bad Company’s CAN’T GET ENOUGH was on the radio. He sat at the table and Vickie cracked eggs into the frying pan without emptying the bacon grease.

“It’s nice to feel clean, but now I understand why the crackers call us ‘dirty hippies’. Not many places to clean up on the road and the only rivers between LA and Tulsa were the Colorado, the Pecos and the Rio Grande.”

“We can go swimming later. I know a great place out of the city.”

She flipped the eggs and buttered the toast. Coffee brewed on the stove.

“I loved swimming holes.”

“This one is very special.”

AK entered the kitchen and stared Vickie’s back. Sean wasn’t gifted with ESP, but could read his friend’s mind as easily as a comic book. He knew Vickie through his friend and asked, “You heard from Nick?”

“I received a letter from the Philippines this week. He’s settled into Dagupan City and med school starts next month.” Vickie loaded two plates with breakfast and recounted Nick’s letter in detail.

Her sister Sharlene joined them. She was a younger version of her older sister. All of 18. Either of them could have won a spot on the Dallas Cowboy cheerleading squad.

“Tell us about your summer.”

Tulsa was cut off from the world. AK and Sean told about driving a station wagon through the Rockies, seeing a fight between cowboys and farmers in Idaho, hitching in Big Sur, hanging with hippies in Southern California, and being stuck in Needles.

“The temperature was 135,” AK said the number, as if they had survived Hell.

“Not really 135. The thermometer was broken. It was 117.”

“Never gets that hot here.” Vickie had the windows open. It was warm outside, but not close to a 100. “How about you finish eating and we’ll show your friend the sights.”

“What about your job?”

“What’s is it?” AK knew nothing of Vickie.

“This summer I’ve been working as a private detective. Once I graduated I will join the State Police. My uncle runs the barracks in the west of the state. School begins next week. I’m off the next two days. My sister is also out of school. We’re free as birds.”

Sean had nowhere to be for the rest of his life and said, “I’m about that free too.”

“Eat breakfast. We’ll go after that.”

Breakfast was delicious.

Once Vickie packed a lunch, they left the house. Vickie and her sister sat in the front. AK and Sean were in back. The 8-track played GIMME SHELTER by Grand Funk Railroad.

There wasn’t much to see on the tour; Oral Roberts University and its Space Age Prayer Tower, the statue of an Indian in Woodward Park, and the cutout of the Golden Driller at the Tulsa County Fairgrounds.

The morning sun warmed their skin. The girls’ skin glowed golden. AK and Sean had California beach tans. They passed through a residential neighborhood south of the County Courthouse. The people on the street were black.

“You know we haven’t seen a black person since LA.”

“This is Greenwood. In 1921 the white people burned it to the ground, because someone accused a young black boy of touching a white girl.” Vickie was embarrassed by this speck on history. “Vigilantes marched into this neighborhood with guns. The blacks fought back. Nobody knows for sure how many died in the riots.”

“I never heard about that.” The Tulsa Riots were not taught in American History 101 even in the North.

“No problems like that now.” Vickie waved to a couple on the sidewalk and they waved back with a smile.

60 years was enough time to forget the past.

Forgiving would take longer.

“Enough sightseeing. I’m hot as a snake on a rock.”

They crossed a bridge.

“Are we swimming in the Arkansas?” asked AK, looking at the sand bars protruded from the slow flowing river.

“No one swims in that.” Vickie stepped on the gas.

“Is it too polluted?” The Neponset River ran through his hometown south of Boston. No one had ever gone swimming in it.

“A little, but a worse danger is the quicksand.”

“Quicksand?”

“The Arkansas is a prairie river and carries a lot of sediment. What looks like sand can be quicksand, so we’re going to the Blue Whale out on Old 66.”

“The Blue Whale?” His family had hunted whales in the 19th Century. Oklahoma was known for oil from the ground, not blubber.

“You’ll see when you get there.”

Vickie sped east out of Tulsa on Route 66. The land was flat farmland with long lines of trees acting as windbreaks. The houses dated back to the Dustbowl. The wind tugged at their hair.

The Le Mans was the fastest car on the road.

After twenty minutes at 80 mph Vickie pulled into a dirt parking lot bordering a pond on which floated a large concrete whale painted blue.

“The Blue Whale?”

“One and the same.” Vickie left the car.

Teenagers dove from the whale’s head. Young girls basked in the sun. It wasn’t Moonlight Beach, but this spring-fed pond was America at its best. Families gathered around the pool. The benches and tables were crowded with hungry kids eating hot dogs and burgers.

“Nice place.” Sean took off his sneakers. The grass was lush under his feet.

“Everyone in Tulsa loves it.” Vickie unbuttoned her shirt.

All the swimmers there were white.

“And no one seems to mind our longhair.” AK tugged off his shirt.

“Maybe in 1969, but also this isn’t Muskogee.” Her one-piece bathing suit complimented her long slender body. “

“A place where even squares can have a ball.” Merle Haggard had immortalized the small town in his 1969 country bit OKIE FROM MUSKOGEE.

“There’s no college there, but there are some hippies.”

“Wearing sandals and beads.”

“More cowboy boots and hats.” Vickie slathered on suntan lotion.

AK was dying to do her back.

“I’ve performed school plays at Muskogee.” Sharlene was cute enough to be on the silver screen. “Daddy considers acting is unholy, but he loves me and puts up with it.”

“She was Juliette last spring.”

“And you probably had plenty of Romeos.”

“Not even one. I’m saving myself for my wedding night.” The teenager regarded her older sister. Vickie had slept with Nick. The med student from Staten Island had been her first beau.

“Nothing wrong with that as long as you don’t wait until you’re a hundred,” joked AK and the Spear girls laughed at the prospect of Sharlene ending up a spinster.

“I’m sure we can marry her off before then.”

“Enough talk about marriage. Let’s go swimming.” AK ran into the pond. Vickie, Sharlene, and Sean followed closely behind. They dove under the cool water and surfaced in the middle.

“This is great.” Sean hadn’t been in fresh water all summer.

The water comes from springs,” explained Vickie.

“Just like the quarries near my house south of Boston.”

“Are you a good swimmer?” Marilyn asked AK.

“Good enough.” He had spent three hours a day in the ocean throughout the summer.

“What about a race?”

“Sure.”

Vickie counted out the start.

“One, two, three, go.”

Sharlene and AK swam the crawl. She won the race by several body lengths.

“I’m also on the swimming team.”

“You tricked me.”

“You tricked yourself like most men.”

Vickie and Sean returned to the sandy beach and blew up rafts. They floated in the sun. Her blonde hair hung in the water like a mermaid stranded far from sea and she asked, “You graduated from college this year, didn’t you?”

“Yes. A degree in economics without any honors.

“What are you planning to do when you get back home?”

“I had several interviews with banks and a hotel chain. Nobody hired me other than as a substitute-teaching job at South Boston High School. It’s one the worst in the school system.”

“Nothing wrong with teaching school, but if you want a real job, you might want to cut your hair. Only women wear ponytails in banks.” The blonde detective laughed and stroked into the center on the pond.

Sean trailed her.

“One bank said I had a stutter.” His speech impediment was a small one. Therapists had taught him how to control the repetition of syllables in grammar school.

“And do you?” Vickie glided a hand over her flat belly.

“Only when I’m nervous.

“And were you?’

“The interviewer had been a bald man in a pin-striped suit. I was scared that I would end up like him.” The man had also informed him that he wasn’t sure that Sean was ready for a 9 to 5 job.

“Everyone has to work, unless you’re rich, and maybe I’m wrong, but no one hitching across America is rich.”

“No, I’m not rich, but I don’t want to work for a bank.”

“You should join the Peace Corps.” She lay face up to the sun. Her future brightened by her desire to be a state trooper. Vickie would look great in a uniform. On the other hand Sean was not cop material. They were anti-pot and he had no intention of busting people for weed.

“I wanted to do that, but I have to pay off my college loans.” I owed about $5000 or the price of a Cadillac. Starting salary at the bank was $300/week. At a $100/month the loan would be paid off in 1980.

“Too bad, you seem perfect for that job.”

“You might be right.”

AK and Sharlene swam to them and hung off the rafts. The younger Spear looked at Sean and made a face.

“Why so sad?”

“Your sister and I were talking about my future and I realized that I don’t have one.”

“You mean a future of a house in the suburbs, a wife, kids, two cars, TVs, and credit cards?”

“Yes.”

“That’s so 1950s and this is the 1970s. We all have a future. Yours will come to you.”

“In California he almost joined a hippie street band to play kazoo quarters,” joked AK.

The girls laughed.

“It seemed like a good idea at the time.” Sean had been high on LSD.

“Everything sounds good when we’re young.” Vickie lifted her head.

Storm clouds towered on the northern horizon.

The families were decamping from the Blue Whale.

“We better go.” Vickie wasted no time leaving the water.

They packed up in less than a minute and pulled up the ragtop of the convertible.

The swirling black mass loomed closer.

“Tornado?” asked AK.

“Let’s hope not.” Vickie peeled from the Blue Whale’s parking lot.

Hail the size of frozen peas racketed the Le Mans on the way back to Tulsa. The car shuddered from the gale-force wind. Lightning crackled from dragon-tailed clouds and rain deluged the interstate.

Vickie wanted to be driving 100. She kept the speed to 50. The road condition was safe for 20. The storm broke at the city limits and the blue sky flailed the clouds to shreds.

“And like that everything goes back to normal,” sighed Vickie.

“So that wasn’t a tornado?” It felt like one to him.

“If that had been a tornado, we would have taken shelter someplace safe like under a bridge.” Vickie pulled into her driveway.

“I don’t recall seeing any bridges,” AK opened the door.

“We must have passed forty irrigation ditches in the last two miles.” Sharlene left the car. “I hid in one once during a twister. The smell stuck on me for days, but I was safe.”

“Better stinking than being sucked into a tornado for a trip to Oz,” he joked walking to the lawn.

Tree branches were scattered across the grass and Sean picked them up.

“Or even worse Texas.”

Vickie read a note stuck in the door.

“My father’s having a BBQ at 6. My uncle is bringing real beer.”

“The cop?” asked Sean.

“Yes.”

“Isn’t Tulsa a dry town?” The state license shop sold only 3.2 beers.

“It is, but Uncle Dan confiscated the beer from a bootlegger.”

“How lucky for us.”

“So dressed nice. My father like his guests neat.

AK and Sean retreated to the guest bedroom. He picked out a newly laundered white shirt and ironed jeans. The Spear girls were promising homemakers. He sat on the bed and AK asked, “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” Sean sat on the bed with his sneakers in hand.

“You don’t look like it’s nothing.” AK and Sean knew each other a year. It wasn’t a long time, but the summer had tightened the friendship. “Let me guess. You’re freaked out by that talk with Vickie about your future.”

“You have a job teaching. Vickie has a job. Chuck, the soldier, has a job. I have a job, but it feels like I have nothing.”

“You could enlist in the Marines. Tulsa has to have a recruiting center.”

“Why would I do that?”

“You wanted to do it when you were 17.”

“To leave my hometown.”

“You’re not there, but you’re going there now.”

“I know.” Sean was lost.

“But no one knows what path their lives will take. I graduated with an English degree and I’m teaching math. I don’t want to being doing that and most people end up doing what they don’t want to do. They end up having to do what they have to do and so will you until you figure it out, so get dressed and we’ll drink some beer. That’s something you do well.”

“I guess you’re right.” Sean pulled on his sneakers.

Even they smelled clean.

“Of course I’m right. We’re on the road. Our goal in life is to reach Boston. Until then screw jobs. We’re free as the birds.”

“Like the song.” Lynard Skynard had released FREE BIRD in 1973. It hadn’t been a hit for the Southern band, but something told him that it would be a hit one day.

“Thanks for the pep talk.”

“It’s only something I would have told myself.”

“And you would believe it?”

“No, but the best lies are the ones you tell yourself.” AK put his arm over his friend’s shoulder and led him from the bedroom.

Sean was free. He was 22. The entire world lay before Sean and that was the beauty of the road.

Anything was possible.

Carole Bouquet @ Le Palace

Few women more beautiful than French actress, Carole Bouquet.

Especially at the hub of the Paris night.

Le Palace.

Attention: Impending Collision

Aircraft Carrier USS LINCOLN This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier

USS LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

ps that is an extraordinary example of dog-headed military thinking ie you can only process one thought at a time.

Friday, October 19, 2018

$1 Billion For The Common Man

Karl Marx co-authored THE COMMUNNIST MANIFESTO with the son of capitalist owning a large English Textile factory owner. Frederich Engels was the funnier of the two and once said, "Money is the only thing that can make a beautiful woman think a bald man isn't bald."

The co-father of Communism was speaking about the rich.

Millionaires.

Not billionaires.

There are 2,208 billionaires from 72 countries and territories, which is the population of Lincolville, Maine.

This gang of thieves' collective wealth is $19 trillion.

None of them are worth a lobster at the Lincolnville Lobster Pound, but they rule the banks and the banks run the wealth cloud for the billionaires.

The rich only fear the loss of wealth and the nouveau-riche.

Revolution?

No one, but me and a few thousand people believe in revolution, but tonight all that will change..

The New York Megamillion lottery's payoff with be $1 billion.

After taxes the winner will get $400,000,000, which is $400,000,000 more than any billionaire paid in America.

$1 is more than most of them pay, but this week we all dropped $2 for a play at not fame, but fortune. I bought three chance at the dream and picked the numbers myself, because we all know that the final numbers will be decided by a computer designed by the billionaires' lackeys to rob the poor. It does matter, because this evening at 11pm one of us will join the two-thousand cocksuckers.

I can only hope it will be me.

As does my family.

Good luck everyone.

ps If I win, I ain't paying no taxes.

Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Memories Of Palestine

Several years ago I was getting gold chains on 47th Street to show a customer at the Plaza Hotel store opened by Richie Boy. Business was slow at the exchange and the older gold dealer asked with a Levantine accent, "Where are you from?"

"Boston." No one in the Diamond District had ever asked my origins. I am a goy. Gentiles don't really count except on the Shabbath, when the Hassidim need us to turn on the lights.

"Are you Jewish?" He picked out several heavy necklaces.

"No, I'm the Shabbath Goy."

"I'm not Jewish either. I'm an Armenian born in Israel." Armenians are scattered through the jewelry business. "I left in 1957."

"That's a while ago." I had been five when he arrived in the USA

"I've spent my entire working life on this street."

"And have you ever seen times like this?" I signed the memo.

"Never."

"Not even in Palestine." I put the gold necklaces into a packet and slipped it into my jacket.

"That's the first time I've ever heard anyone on this street call it that." He smiled with a lost sadness. "Palestine. It wasn't like they said. All that dreck about changing the land from desert. Feh. It was beautiful. More natural. Like Utah. And the fruit. It wasn't fake like now. But what can you do?"

"Just remember I guess." Like I remember so many good things in New York like the Second Avenue Deli, the St. Mark's Movie Theater, and CBGBs.

"Well, have a good day."

I thanked him for his best wishes and headed back to the Plaza Hotel. It was a little after 10.

My cellphone rang. It was Richie Boy.

"Why aren't you at the Plaza?"

"I had to pick up some pieces to show a customer." The Plaza store had nothing like them in our inventory

"Hurry up."

"Yeah, sure." I hung up and slowed my pace.

In the past no one was in such a hurry as the 21st Century.

Certainly not in Boston and not Palestine.

I was going to open late.

It happened every day when business was slow.

It was a land of many faiths.

A land of Milk and Honey.

Palestine had access to the sea.

The Wailing Wall.

The beauty of Palestine is not gone.

Just buried under modernity.

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Miss Khmer Rouge


The Khmer Rouge sought to reincarnate the pureness of Cambodian society by wiping the slate clean in Year Zero and after the Fall of Phnom Phem the new regime exiled the country's urban population to rural re-education camps in the rice fields and jungles.

The cadre shut schools, hospitals and factories throughout Kampuchea. Buddhas were cast into the gutter and monks were executed by the thousands. Money was banished from daily life. Private property was deemed evil and Khmer Krahom considered drinking alcohol, gambling, and playing crimes deserving execution. If this severe puritanism sounds familiar, it is because the Taliban have followed a similar path in the parts of Afghanistan under their control.

Of course the Khmer Rouge were slightly more progressive with women than their Islamic counterparts.

Women were allowed one black outfit instead of a chador and veil. Hair was cut short. Make-up and jewelry were signs of foreign influence. Death was the punishment for any infraction.

And America can expect the same should the Baptists have their way.

Vote out the GOP this November.

Hell, yes. Heaven no.

Lost and More Lost


30,000 years ago mankind numbered in the thousands. Their settlements have been researched by countless archaeologists. Nothing was lost to the notice of man, however Henri Mouhot announced to the world in 1860 that he had found the lost city of the Khmers, Angkor Wat. The Frenchman never mentioned that previous expedition to the great lake of Cambodia had visited the ruins or that thousands of monks were living on the grounds of the various royal temples. He was a good writer and his posthumously published journals intoxicated the Occidental psyche with the romance of forgotten worlds.

"One of these temples—a rival to that of Solomon, and erected by some ancient Michael Angelo—might take an honourable place beside our most beautiful buildings. It is grander than anything left to us by Greece or Rome, and presents a sad contrast to the state of barbarism in which the nation is now plunged. At Ongcor, there are ...ruins of such grandeur... that, at the first view, one is filled with profound admiration, and cannot but ask what has become of this powerful race, so civilized, so enlightened, the authors of these gigantic works?"

The height of prejudice.

The cities had been abandoned like those of the Mayas.

Rebellion against the rich.

Several years ago my good friend and I stumbled across the ruins of several brick kilns in Dutchess County. They probably dated back to the 18th Century. Slate piled into cones. No beer bottles or cans were in the interior. The layers of leaves formed a bed of neglect dating several seasons of bad weather. We were ecstatic to have discovered such monuments to man's neglect only 10 miles from Andrew's house and we did what all men do at such moments.

We peed on their walls.

"I came, I saw, I peed."

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Snake Farm A Go-Go Sihanoukville

After several hours of drinking gin and tonic's at the Zig Zag bar, Roland, the manager of the Angkor Inn, suggested a night cap at the snake farm.

"Ze girls there dance with snakes." Roland is French, hence the ze instead of the.

"Lead the way." Nick was a great admirer of the exotic arts.

The Snake Farm was on a dark road. The road sign was promising.

Dancing girls. Snakes.

The place looked like someone had spent a lot of money of his go-go dream, only the Snake Farm was emptier than Phnom Penh after the victory entrance of the Khmer Rouge. Not completely. A few listless bargirls lazed on the sofas. They didn't even smile. One might have rolled her eyes.

No snakes in sight. No go-go dancing. We were the only customers.

I couldn't have been more disappointed. Nick almost cried. Roland said sorry.

We headed to his place and went to sleep with dreams of better things to come in Phnom Penh.

Saturday, October 6, 2018

Ventemilla

The 2009 Cannes Film Festival concluded with Austrian director Haneke's "The White Ribbon" winning the Palme d"Or for yet-another movie about the Nazis.

Ten years earlier my old girlfriend Candida Romero asked, "When will that war be over?"

Possibly never.

ANTICHRIST had been also recognized by the Ecumenical Council as the 'anti-film'. It was booed at the screening for rank offensiveness, yet the film's actress, Charlotte Gainsbourg, won the award for best actress.

Nice to see that the jury can run against the current of outrage.

Once Cannes was over, the hotels rolled up the red carpets.

The yachts disappeared over the horizon and the paparazzi returned to the hives of society. Director Amos Poe also evacuated the Cote d'Azur, abandoning his $1400/week Fiat panda at Nice Aeroport and jumped on the train to Italy. At Ventemilla he missed his connection, forcing him to stay in this border town.

Amos had nothing good to say about it and neither do I.

I missed the last train to France in 1985.

Somehow the town fathers' must have arranged this delay with the railways on both sides of the border, otherwise no one would ever stay in Ventemilla. The trainmaster informed me that the next departure was at 6am and suggested a hotel across the street. I walked across the street into the lobby. The air was stale. The unshaven clerk laughed at my attempt to ask for a room in Italian. He wrote down room # 421 and a 50,000 lira or almost $30. I paid him and took the elevator to the fourth floor. My room was sandwiched between the elevator and neighbor with a TB cough. A 40-watt bulb hung from a wire. A bed was valleyed by thousands of 1-hour stands. The sheet was as slippery as baloney. Several flies buzzed out of reach. After an hour I packed my bag and slept in the train station.

Ventemillia.

Some things never change and usually they are the bad things in life.