Thai girlfriends are renown for their devotion to untruth, especially when it comes to letting their absent boyfriends know their whereabouts.
"I'm in my village with maih." I've heard this phone conversation from the bed of many a naked woman and Soi 6 is certainly not Isaan.
Many suspicious farangs increasingly hire detectives to track down their errant loves only to disbelieve the facts, however a solution to their girlfriends' mysterious travels might be available through the Bangkok Metropolitan Authority who have a surplus of 5000 microchips for dogs. These tracking devices would be perfect for implanting in retired bar girls.
GPS surveillance at all times from the comfort of your home.
"I know all and see all."
Just what your girlfriend wants to hear, because anyone who thinks they've know all the answers hasn't heard all the questions.
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