When the Celestial Kingdom traded with the seafaring nations in the 19th Century, the goods of Europe had little appeal to the Chinese public and the merchants demanded silver or gold for their silks, teas, and china. It wasn’t until the British introduced opium that this imbalance of trade shifted in favor of the UK.
The US is in the same position of the British. We have nothing the Chinese want, mostly because we make nothing anymore. The only solution is to repeat history and legalize cocaine for trans-shipment to China. A nation of a billion. Maybe 100 million would become users. At $5 a day that’s $15 billion a month.
The only other option is to sell fat American girls to Chinese men, who outnumber females by 100 million thanks to China’s one-child policy.
Even better sell cocaine and fat girls.
Think of it as one big fat farm for American females.
Fat Farm China
Jocko Weyland thought this was a good idea, but expressed reservation.
“Though I disagree with your premise– ‘We’ do have something the Chinese want. They’re called ‘Ideas’. They don’t have those here.”
Jocko’s not half wrong, but I’ve been in the USA four months and the only good idea I’ve heard in that time was Midget Golf.
Last evening Joey I visited the Kit Kat Club on Belvedere. The strip club has a 2-4-1 Happy Hour.
“You want a lap dance.” Vera asked waggling her flapjack breasts.
“No thanks.” My back couldn’t handle Vera. She weighs about 260 and smelled of big woman sweat.
“You know Vera’s a good candidate for Fat Farm China.”
“What’s that?” Vera had failed Jenny Craig 12 times.
I explained about shipping cocaine to China along with fat girls to save the American economy.
“You we get to do blow?”
“Why not?” I hadn’t thought about that aspect.
“Then where do I sign up?” Vera recruited three other strippers from the Kit Kat. They’re big girls there.
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