The Assassination of GW Bush

"I can't believe no one has tried to kill George Bush?" My friend Leslie was ranting at her TV as the president stepped off US 1 at the Beijing Airport.

"I think some people have plotted to kill him, but thought he was a lesser evil than Dick Cheney." I would more try to talk GW out of staying in office for a 3rd term. I'm a C student and a quitter too, so i know how he wants to make everyone think he's not a fuck up. "Besides no one has tried to kill a president since Reagan."

"Saddam tried to kill Daddy Bush."

"Trying and taking a shot are two different things."

I changed the subject because you never know when the NSA are listening with the Big Ears in the Sky.

Strangely enough the next day Maryland police raided the house of a 18 year-old who had come under scrutiny by investigators for a possible bomb threat. The officers found a map of Camp David along with assassination information, 2 fake IDs as well as a cache of assault weapons and ammo.

"He was a good student and good boy." Neighbors told the Press. "he was even working at the police station."

The boy's attorneys have contested the charges as the act of over-zealous prosecutors.

"Our client is harmless and never been in trouble before."

The judge had remanded the prisoner to jail with a bail of $750,000. further negotiations dropped its the $250,000 after attesting to the boy's good character. The family has yet ot make bail.

This seems to be not as serious as Leslie might hope for, so GW, breathe easy. You only have 6 months to go.