Obama goes Hawaii

John McCain has been basking in the media klieg lights for the past week, while his younger opponent vacations in his native Hawaii.

"We are all Georgians." Senator McCain proclaimed his support for the beleaguered Trans-Caucasus republic with a paraphrase of JFK's famous line at the Berlin Wall. "Ich bin ein Berliner."

Senator McCain wisely chose not to try his version in the Georgian language or kartuli ena which is spoken by 4 million Georgians world-wide, although by a handful of the 300 million Americans enlisted into the Georgia nation.

Do we now get a second passport?

Seantor Obama condemned the Russian incursion without a proper Q & A from the Press and conservatives have been quick to accuse the vacationing candidate of snoozing on this issue. McCain has been jockeying to the podium on every occasion to preen his presidential gleam.

"We are all Georgians."

88% of the resident of Waycross, Ga. are wondering what the heck he means by that and he repeated without equivocation, "We are all Georgians."

Obama still hails from Hawaii, although he has resisted any connection to the laid-back state, fearing voters might think him too cool, instead of being a radical Muslim terrorist educated in an Indonesian mosque with his cousin, Osama Bin Laden.

"we are all Georgians." McCain knows a good line he can remember when he hears one, especially since he's actually a Panamanian rather than American.