Sarah Palin took center stage in American politics last evening in St. Paul. The previously unknown governor of Alaska was greeted by the 98% white-67% white male audience with the wild enthusiasm of a Viagra-sodden mob at the MISS MILF AMERICA pageant. The stadium shone with the glow from the dazzled eyes of a partisan audience. They loved the hockey mom and broke into applause every 30-45 seconds so the novice campaigner could bask in their adoration, while regaining her berate to re-assail the democratic presidential candidate.
"What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick."
That witty joke left the crowd rolling in their seats, but not all the speech by George W Bush's wordsmith was for the ah-ha of the faithful.
America is in crisis. Our enemies legion. Her family under attack.
"Our family has the same ups and downs as any other."
Her youngest child slept sweetly in the arms of those nearest to the VP and her pregnant daughter sat next to her hockey beau. All was right for the crowd. This was America and an America she means to change.
"Here's a little news flash for all those reporters and commentators: I'm not going to Washington to seek their good opinion. I'm going to Washington to serve the people of this country."
Inner Beltway beware of the MILF
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