Fall for you long time

Thais have an excuse for everything as seen in this tale from the old roue

Here's a classic for the ages. My little pole dancer, Oy, was supposed to come see me tonite. But...

"Cannot come tonight."

"Why not?"

"I have accident."

"Bad?"

"Very bad."

"What did you do?"

"Hurt my leg."

"Motorbike?"

"Fell off the stage."