Thursday, October 2, 2008

Sex Tycoon for Governor


Elliot Spitzer was ousted from his elected position as NY State governor upon the disclosure that the ex-DA had been cavorting with $4000/night hookers. He had campaigned on being Mr. Clean, going so far as to prosecute Wall St. executives for visiting brothels. No one bothered to save this hypocrite.

Conversely Chuwit Kamolvisit Bangkok's one-time sex tycoon is seeking to become the city's governor, although he admits that politics is not as pleasurable as his former profession.

"Politics is so dirty, so ugly. I would rather sit tight in the nightclub, surrounded by girls, smoking cigars, drinking brandy, champagne. That was the perfect life."

No American politician would dare to admit that to the public, yet Chuwit Kamolvisit figures he is the perfect man to clean up corruption since he has been paying bribes or sin bon of up to $30,000/night to Bangkok Police for decades. Of course Bangkok voters are not so in love with this abrasive tycoon, who once employed over 1300 women to serve the needs of weary men.

The front-runner has said nothing about the distant Chuwit Kamolvisit.

If you don't have anything to say, say nothing.

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