"Sorry, Virginia, there is no more Santa Claus." Parents will be sorely tested next December. No money means no Santa Claus. Children crying, "Where are the reindeers?"
"They have been laid off due to the dire economic conditions."
"Same as the Detroit autoworkers?"
"Good boy." The parents will be glad that the home schooling is improving their children's intellect since the public schools closed due to no funds.
Sounds ominous?
Well, just maybe it is.
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