Monday, December 28, 2009

Freedom from Porno



Chairman Mao and his red cadres sought to eradicate the blight of opium from China by executing addicts in the thousands. History according to the DEA and other punitive anti-drug agencies uphold that this policy worked beyond expectations, however my travels throughout China in the 90s revealed like in the USA drug use was merely suppressed by the draconian measures. I scored dope whenever and wherever.

Only for medicinal purposes of course.

China has recently announced a new campaign to exile the new scourge of porno from the Internet without taking into consideration that over 90 million men within the Communist country have no hopes of ever coupling with a woman because of the disparity of birth rate between men and women.

90 million men without a woman eating tiger's balls without any access to porno.

I hope this revolution will not be televised.

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