My kids are young. I have no pension, so I will be working until I'm at least 75. After that I'm going to Norway and robbing a bank. Several if necessary. As many as it takes before the police arrest me and the courts sentence me to life imprisonment in one of their IKEA-furnished cell. I don't need the flat screen TV. Only a computer and a lot of herring. The later has to be good for your health, plus I have no interest in being rehabilitated for release. A lifer.
I can only be so lucky.
It's the only retirement plan left to outlaws.
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