In The Line Of Duty

In 2008 Beaumont Texas had a problem with sex. Women were selling their bodies to men in bars and massage parlors. Faced with this wave of wantonness the Beaumont Police organized an undercover vice squad of dedicated men. Their job was to root out this evil from their Jesus-loving East Texas city. The volunteering officer were tutored in the best tactics to ensnare prostitutes, but for many of them the flesh proved to tempting for their libidos and they succumbed to the seduction of these succubus.

Several peace-officers were fired for overstepping the bounds of decency in their pursuit of justice. One policeman fought for his honor and said that this commanding officer gave him the green light to have sex with these felonettes.

The officer in question submitted to manual, oral, and full penetration sex with women at two 'spas'.
When asked by the city DA if he enjoyed the sex, the officer shook his head.

"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir. I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it."

So in some ways he was a prostitute too.

The DA asked if the officer was faithful to his wife.

"I am true to my wife, period."

Booty in the line of duty was not in violation of the 6th Commandment for this officer.

The DA suggested that this defamed policeman man had suffered duress during this operation, but also that he was guilty of the crime of slime.

I beg to differ, because I'm taking the cop's back. He was doing his job. A dirty job too.

Even worse no one was arrested during e operation, although their failure might have had something to do with their protective gear during the visits to these 'spas'. Full body suit protection is bad for intimacy.

Chickenshits were scared to bareback Los Putas.

Then again Janis Joplin came from Beaumont and the diva of Big Brother and the Holding Company was no beauty.

But that voice.