Terror Scampi

This afternoon the FBI announced that they had arrested a Moroccan man for attempting to attack the Capitol Building with a fake suicide bomb vest presented to the illegal immigrant by undercover G-Men. The FBI associated with his sting operation had presented themselves to the 29 year-old as members of Al-Quada. He had arrived in the USA at age 16 well prior to 9/11. The FBI reported to their media that the public was never in danger. They probably thought the same thing about the hijackers on 9/11. Opps. Police and FBI searched the suspect's house for WMD. They found nothing. The suspect had been married to a Bulgarian woman who denounced him to the authorities after he threatened her with violence. I imagine that her first entreaties to the local police were met with deaf ears. She is now in a hotel room under protective custody. "Room service please."