GOP Buzzkills

Mitt Romney does not drink alcohol or watch TV. His GOP opponent at least drank beer to show that he was human, instead of an Alien from another planet. Most Republicans inspired by the Holy Bible favor tee-totalers, even though their Messiah transformed water into wine at the Wedding Feast of Cana. Many Bible Belt states are as dry as Saudi Arabia during Ramadan. New York City is home to Satan in the minds of fundamentalists, however the New York Post caters to right fringe voters and news readers unwilling to pay $2.50 for the New York Times, the mouthpiece of the rich and this morning's headline was SWILLARY above a photo of Madame Secretary of State chugging a beer in Cartagena. According to the Post Witnesses said Clinton played maracas and danced the rumba to three songs played by the club’s Cuba-centric house band. In all, Clinton’s party ordered a dozen beers, two shots and bottles of water. They left their waiter a $40 tip. At least her friends weren't a cheap Charlie like the secret agent who stiff his 'date' for $47. Otra mas para mes amigos. That's Spanish BARFLY talk for 'A DRINK FOR MY FRIENDS'. For those open-minded true believers, check out the beer and beer cult www.beerandbiblestudy.org Atheists need not apply. ps her friend in the white dress looks like a good time.