Increase your sperm load.
Grow 3-4 inches of penis instantly.
Viagra for renewed sexual vitality.
Having live in Pattaya I can understand their targeting a man in his 50s surrounded by go-go bars, bars, and promenades of promiscuity. He wants sex and he wants it now, but there is a urban legend particular to Pattaya rumors that the local hospitals bodybag 50-60 middle-aged western males per month. The coroner is kind with his cause of death, however their cardiac arrests are usually the result of too much excess at one time, for freed of their purgatorial lives in the West, farang men hit Pattaya like a cowboy on the range.
These lustful pilgrims spy the girl of their porno fantasies on stage at a go-go. She's less than half their age and some objects of desire are even a third as young, since a few old boys arrive in the Last Babylon like it's was the fabled elephants' final resting place.
It's easy for them to redline their hearts.
Chronic penile dysfunction is a buzzkill for an old timer in bed with a 19 years-old go go dancer with skin smooth as silk. He drops a Viagra. 'Blue boys' races his heart to supply more blood to energize his loins for a 'money shot'. His temples throb with pain from the overload to the system, however the farang ignores the warning lights and then a capillary implores in his heart. His body's tachometer drops to 0 rpms. The go-go girl flees the hotel room and the next morning the old geezer is bodybagged by the Pattaya Police.
I can understand why farang men buy this crap over the internet, while in Pattaya, but why would anyone in the USA buy the stuff, since none of them are having sex with the living.
There's only one answer.
American men are purchasing Viagra, penis size growth pills, and pumps to aid their masturbation, while watching internet porn.
Viagra to get wood. Zinc pills to increase sperm load to masturbate. Endurance drugs to masturbate. Scary and that's why I don't shake any men's hands in America anymore.
There's no telling where it's been.
Worst was when the Pentagon announced that they wanted to give Viagra to the mountain troops in Afghanistan to aid their breathing in the high altitude. Now that's some real military genius. Have a bunch of soldiers take Viagra and walk in the mountains with Superman like erections for 8 hours.
They'd be better off with coca leaves.
Of course that's against the law.
Pattaya has cured me of porno and I don't ever feel the need to be an ancient XXX star ever since having met my hero back in 1986
That winter I was staying North Hollywood with my cousin. Sherri was a veteran porn star. One evening the phone rang. The mumbling caller was Harry Reems, the star of DEEP THROAT. He was bad shape from drugs. We called the 911. The operator informed me that EMS didn't go to that address anymore, since Harry had reached his limit of near-death experiences. Sherri and I drove over his Hollywood Hills bungalow. It was scary ride in the rain since she was legally blind. We found Harry at death's door. We brought him back to life. In the morning he was back to normal and ready to meet his public, who were demanding another stellar XXX performance. He asked if I wanted to be an extra. I turned him down.
Sometimes you have to know when to hang up your skates.
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