ROOFIE THE GOP

This evening find the strongest prescription sedative in your medicine cabinet. Take out several pills and call up a GOP friend. Invite for a drink. Crush the pills into a powder. Meet your Republican friend at a bar. Slip him a Mickey. Preferably oxycontin. It's Russ Limbaugh's drug of choice. He'll have a good night's sleep. I wrote 'he' because only fat white males are voting for Romney and I'd hate to be accused of attempted date-rape of a fat white female Romneyette. Having accomplished your task, lock your friend in the bar's toilet. Then return to the bar to have a nightcap. Make sure the bartender isn't wearing a Romney button. Tomorrow vote early and vote often and vote Obama.