Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Hang-Over Cure #1

This cure comes from the WORST CASE SCENARIO SURVIVAL CALENDER.

1.) Avoid pills before, during, or after drining to excess. They will fuck you up worst than the hang-over.

2.) Drink lots of fluids. OJ and Tomato Juice contain potassium which handles the wobbly feeling of a good night's drunk.

3.) Vitamins. A B-12 shot in the butt is a god send.

4.) Eat. Starchy foods break down sugar. Honey bunrs off the alcohol in your gut. Bacon and egg sandwich. Heaven. Eat slowly and in small amounts. If you're tossing your innards, then have a Coke. It won't stop the vomiting, but it will taste better.

5.) Sleep more.

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