"Sorry, Virginia, there is no more Santa Claus." Parents will be sorely tested this December.
No money means no Santa Claus. Children crying, "Where are the reindeers?"
"They have been laid off due to the dire economic conditions."
"Same as the Detroit autoworkers?"
"Good boy." The parents will be glad that the home schooling is improving their children's intellect since the public schools have been shut due to no funds.
Sounds ominous?
Maybe it is.
But my sons and daughters still want a Christmas.
Who am I to tell them that there is no Santa, when they know Santa is me.
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