This past month I had been trying to sell a 1.25 diamond to a young tech lawyer. Phoning him was impossible and he didn't return texts, however he was very prompt with response to emails.
"No one speaks on the phone anymore." I wrote him and Gene responded, "Super old people use payphones/landlines, old people use Cell phones/voicemail/email, and young cool people: texting, social media."
"You forgot about ESP. That's for really super cool people. Can you read my mind?"
"No."
"I can read yours."
"What am I thinking?"
The answer was easy.
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Blank as the fallen snow.
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