1. An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. “Yes, how can I help?” asks St Peter. “I’m here to meet Jesus,” says the Indian man. St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, “Jesus, your cab is here!”
2. What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
3. Did you know that after the crucification, Jesus pretty much lost his sweet tooth? The M&Ms kept falling through the holes in his hands.
4. What did Jesus say when they removed his hands from the cross?
FEET FIRST!!
5. What did Jesus say as he was being crucified? “Ahhhhhhhhhhh…!”
Is there any better way to celebrate Good Friday than having a good laugh?
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