First written 8/2014
The other day an old nightclub owner was denigrating the influence of Islamic thought on civilization.
"They really created nothing."
"What you mean nothing?" I didn't mention that algebra succinctly meant 'reunion of broken parts' in Arabic.
"No rockets, no telephones, no TVs."
"That's all crap."
"Crap?"
John and I liked to argue.
"Yes, plus everything man has invented has been adapted from nature."
"Nature?" As a conservative John wanted to avoid a discussion about global warming.
"Yes, nature." And I was trying to stay on subject. "Roads destroy. Cars kill." o
"The car?" John had driven a DeLorean during the Danceteria years and considered the automobile as the height of Western Civilization. I was more into motorcycles, although not Harleys.
"I remember your cars. They were fast, but never too fast."
"Pure American ingenuity." John thought girls came with hot cars. He was right, but so was I.
"The internal combustion engine comes from fire and the natural circle provided the wheel, but I have to admit the first dragsters were a sight to behold."
"And a shock to your ears."
"A volcano is louder."
"If you're standing on one."
John had his beliefs and I had mine.
Hot rods were loud developments in engineering, especially Mickey Thompson's first slingshot dragster.
Mickey knew fast. He had broken the 400 mph at the Bonneville Salt Flats in 1960.
He understood that all hot rods shared the same problem of producing enough traction on the rear wheels and keeping the vehicle earthbound.
Mickey moved the seat behind the back axle and widened the tires.
A Santa Anna hot rodder Leroy Neumeyer said to Mickey, “You know what that beast reminds me of, Mick? A slingshot. You know, the way the driver sits back there like a rock in a slingshot.”
At the inaugural 1954 NHRA Nationals Mickey Thompson and Calvin Rice met in a head-to-head slingshot dragster final.
I couldn't find any online mention of that result, but I'm sure John and I will argue about it one day. He is a master of getting the last word and I'm a good enough listener to drink the last beer.
Zrrroooom.
To see the film of Mickey Thompson breaking the 400 mph speed record at Bonneville, please go to the following URL
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