Tuesday, June 2, 2015

The Wheaties Curse

Bruce Jenner captured the hearts of Americans with her gold medal decathlon in the Montreal Olympics. Everyone loved the all-American boy, yet Jenner's struggles with gender issues was heightened by his eating of GMO-Wheaties in accordance with his status as Wheaties poster boy. Decades later Jenner announced that he has changed his sexual designation to female, proving the dangers of eating genetically-modified foods, although Caitlyn Jenner has denied the connection as would any Republican in denial.

Wheaties eaters beware.

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