Hellah Swelter

A horrid heatwave has scorched the Eastern Seaboard for the past four days.

New York thermometers have read in the upper 90s.

This evening I descended into the subway.

The temperature rose 10 degrees Fahrenheit on each level.

The train platform had to be in the 100s.

I hurried into the air-conditioned train.

A cool 75.

respite from the madness of Hellah Swelter, however the weatherists have predicted a repeat for tomorrow.

Hot.

But not as hot as LA.

Q: How hot is it in Southern California? A:

So hot every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!