Sunday, July 14, 2024

Near-Miss On The Orange Messiah

Yesterday a lone gunman with an AR15 targeted Donald Trump, the presumed GOP Presidential candidate at a MAGA rally in Pennsylvania. The twenty year-old had positioned himself on a nearby rooftop and unleashed a fussilade at Trump. The candidate sustained a minor ear wound and left the stage defiantly shouting, "Fight, fight, fight." Then asked, "Where are my shoes?" I guess he was wearing loafers. Sadly a bullet also hit a support killing them on the spot. The Secret Service dispatched the the killer, blowing off his head. Trump's faithful are praying for their messiah and will be incense by this assassination attempt, since the assaulant had once donated $15 to a liberal voting rights group. Trump was lucky and nothing sells a candidate like a failed assassination. His Democratic opponent Joe Biden shot himself in the foot during last month's debate. At least his son Hunter Biden hadn't taken part in the shooting. Emboldened by his brush with death Trump will be out for bear in the next weeks. Expect the worse to come

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