last night I was sitting in Frank's with Aodren, a French ad producer. We were drinking Stellas and watching the Celtics. He asked if I had any girlfriends in New York. I replied that I was faithful to my Thai wife.
"She is 9000 miles away. She used to work in a bar. How can you know if she is faithful to you?"
It was a good question.
"Because I'm not jealous and my son is more than enough jealous for me." Fenway won't let any man near Mem. I'm proud of his spirit. He's a tough one-year old.
"But you have no one?" Aodren was 25. Men his age are always on the prowl and his girlfriend is a dancer at the Crazy Horse Saloon.
"No one. My heart is true, unless you count the thousands of women on the porno tubes. I love them all and they have sex with me without any demand for commitment. I'm faithful to them, but no sense and telling that to Mem. I really don't think she would understand even if she said she would. Real women are just too jealous.
No comments:
Post a Comment