Drinking beer is supposedly good for you or so Guinness tells me. I've invested probably about $100,000 in beer drinking, which has led to a more than slight expansion of my personal property around the waist, however in Pattaya there are those partakers whose investment in beer has thrived beyond all expectations.
Some boast a girth of 50 inches.
It isn't unusual to see some beer-drinkers take on near elephantine proportions.
Luk from the Welkom Inn on Soi 3 said that on more than one occasion she has bedded men whose overhang drops below their groin and they have to pull this flap out of the way for her to provide a service they can't provide themselves.
Needless to say I was a little appalled at this revelation and refused Luk's offer to visit the hotel, thinking that somehow the seat of this fat man might rub off on me. At 54 my waist still rivals my age at 36. Not a Greek Statue, but more a set of ruins you can tell looked great at one time long ago.
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