Dick Cheney once said about extreme stress on undocumented detainees. "I'm one my feet 12 hours a day. I don't consider that torture."
Throw in heat, cold, loud noises, and electric shock and even the wily VP of the USA might accede that the techniques might entail a deviation from the Geneva Convention, however this weekend the Vice President asked for special treatment to be extended to a gathering of disabled veterans in Las Vegas. His security measures to insure his safety required the injured combat vets to remain in a closed room for several hours before his arrival and another thirty minutes after his speech.
"Word got back to us ... that this would be a prerequisite," said the veterans executive director, David Gorman, who noted the meeting hall doesn't have any rest rooms. "We told them it just wasn't acceptable."
"If they can't hold their whizz for a few hours, then they're probably whining surrender monkeys." A senior VP staff member had said, although the vet reporting this statement was hard of hearing.
The Vice President is very sensitive as a non-combatant patriot to the needs of the wounded soldiers of America and once even invited several to his DC home to lecture them about the proper way to fly-fish in America.
"We don't need any foreigners telling us what to do about anything." Dick Cheney assured the vets before landing a hook at his target; an illegal alien raking his lawn. "That always gets a lot of laughs, eh, Jose."
The Disabled Veterans of America also think he's very funny and refused to cooperate with his security protocols.
Ha-ha.
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