The Media reported that aged pop idol and boytoy collector Madonna was bucked from her horse. The 50 year-old lip-syncher claimed a paparazzi startled her stead on a Hampton NY trail.
"He jumped out of the bushes."
Police assigned to the case have no comment on the matter.
Someone suggested that Madonna's injuries arose from a Catherine the Great complex.
"When a woman can't keep a man, she gets a horse.
The Russian Empress' equine demise is a well-believed legend based on rumor much like those surrounding Madonna's accident. PLus I'm fairly sure that the pop queen would be on top. She looks like that type of girl.
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