A vast number of Americans are beyond skepticism about Global Warming and this winter's arctic weather has supported their claim that the Man's actions has no effect of the climate. Their collective memory can't recapture the drought in Russia or the long heatwave in the Midwest. Time only exists in the present and the present is cold everywhere in the continental USA except for Florida and the Pacific Rim.
Chicago was buried by an epic snowstorm. Natural gas reserves are dangerously low in the Far West, as the population deals with sub-zero temperatures. Power outages are sweeping across the states and the GOP are quick to blame President Obama for the fuel crisis and every other problem associated with the weather.
Snow collapse a roof on 85,000 chickens.
Obama did it.
100 Greyhound passengers stranded in Denver.
It's Obama's fault.
Violent snowball fight.
Blame everything on the Nigger.
It's the American Way, but it's better him than me.
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