2016 From David Henderson: The most coherent explanation for global warming I have ever heard. Courtesy of Mr Peter Nolan Smith
"People have abandoned the Bible and now are going to hell in record numbers. Every year millions of American sinners are condemned to a blazing eternity. Most of these sinners are fat from eating at Mickey D's and TGIF. Many of these damned are obese. These record numbers of the tortured wicked beneath the Earth have increased the temperature of Hell. Fat sinners burn hot. Hell is hotter. The earth is hotter. Pure science. Repent Christians and save the planet from Climate Change.
As for atheists we don't go to Hell.
We chill in the limbo of nothingness.
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