A French study unsurprisingly announced that men over 40 have a problem conceiving children, although had no problem giving birth to two children in my 50s. Friends have doubted my children's parentage, asking why they don't look more like farangs.
"Must have something to do with my diet." I eat mostly Thai food.
The French report states the opposite; males under 25 can knock up a woman five times faster than a man over 45 and the average time it takes a man over 50 to impregnate a woman is 26 months as opposed to 4.5 months with a younger man. There is no mention of the effect of drugs ie heroin, cocaine, and alcohol on the sperm, but it can't be good.
This news coincides with the first time a male gave birth to a child.
Of course the male was actually a woman in her prior existence, thereby throwing the words of Anita Bryant back in her face.
"If God had wanted men with men, the Bible would have Adam and Bruce instead of Adam and Eve."
Not to say anything about Brenda and Eve.
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