GW Bush passed through Bangkok on his way to the Beijing Olympics. His economic advisers trawled the city for copyright sin. They were disappointed to discover the hotbeds of terrorist fake luxury goods had been purified by the ever-vigilant Bangkok Police. Al-Quada supporters on Patpong were reduced to sellign bananas and the Islamic fascists behind the IT smuggling ring at Panthip Plaza had closed for the soon-to-be-ex-president's visit.
GW Bush is gone. He's not coming back unless as a political fugitive from justice.
Life on Patpong is back to normal.
Osama Bin Laden wins again thanks to a fake Gucci bag.
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