The Surrender Army

Back in the ever-distant last century the West confronted the Evil Empire of the USSR.

Nuclear missiles were aimed at capitol cities, tanks were poised on the border, and armies ready armed for invasion.

It was the time of the $4000 Pentagon Hammer and the $20,000 Air Force toilet.

I proposed another secret weapon.

The Surrender Army.

100,000 gay leather men armed with tambourines, poppers, and KY to attack East Germany not with dreams of victory, but a determined fantasy for surrender.

“Oh Ivan you brute.”

The Russians wouldn’t know what hit them until the DJ spun MACHO MAN by the Village People.

Needless to say no one in the Joint Chief’s returned my calls.