A black man takes the 410 bus every morning. Elroy gets a seat by the driver. he doesn't say nothing to no one. A nod and not much else. He's not a morning person.
One day a man wearing a beret gets on the bus. He nods to Elroy. He smells his middle finger and says with a French accent, "Fifi."
Elroy is freaked by this encounter, but figures the Frenchman is crazy.
Worse that he's trying to hit on him.
The next morning the same thing.
Smells his finger.
"Fifi."
On the 3rd day Elroy is ready to kill the Froggie and says, "What the fuck is this 'Fifi' shit?"
"Sorry, but every morning before I leave the house I stick my finger in my girlfriend's pussy." The Frenchman lifts his finger to his nose. "Fifi."
The explanation calms down Elroy and the next morning after the Frenchman says, "Fifi." elroy lifts his arm to his nose and snorts from elbow to fist.
"JEZEBEL."
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