Didn’t Harry Belafonte sing, “C’mon Taliban, gimme me banana.”
10 SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE A MEMBER OF THE TALIBAN
#10 you refine heroin but object to beer.
#9 You own a $300 AK-47, but can’t afford shoes.
#8 You have more wives than teeth.
#7 Your vests come in two styles; bullet-proof and suicide
#6 You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad on.
#5 You consider TV dangerous, while carrying a rocket launcher.
#4 You’ve never been asked, “Does this burkha make my ass look big?”
#3 You’re amazed to discover that cellphones have other uses than detonating roadside bombs.
#2 A common compliment: “I love what you did with your cave.”
#1 Bacon is unclean, but you wipe you hand with your butt.”
I scored 1
I am no Taliban, but the NYPD give me filthy glares.
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