The St. Louis Russes

A young abused boy is in court awaiting the judge's decision on where he should reside.

"Do you want to stay with your mother?"

""No, sir, she beats me." The boy points to his broken nose.

"What about your father?"

"No, sir, he beats me too." The boy lifts his shirt to reveal black and blue bruises.

"If you had a choice, who would be your parents" The judge is willing to hear the young boy's wish.

"The St. Louis Rams. They don't beat anyone."

This joke was told about the Cincinnati Bengals during their previous drought of victories, however the St. Louis rams are presently the worst team in the NFL with 14 straight defeats and even worse the media now reports that the mouth of the reactionary right, Russ Limbaugh, is contemplating the purchase of the sad franchise.

Russ' previous foray into NFL broadcasting famously ended with the remark that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb was overrated because the media wanted to see a black quarterback succeed.

Plans to move the team back to LA have enticed many prospective buyers only to have the NFL crush their dreams, although Russ Limbaugh is a native of Missouri and probably wouldn't be influence by money.

"If he tuns off this stunt then the people of st.Louis can sing THE KKK STOLE THE RAMS AWAY.

It serves them right.

St. Louis sucks.