Thursday, January 31, 2019

IN DA GADDA VIDA ON SNOW

In winter of 1969 I went skiing in North Conway with a bunch of people. We hit Wildcat hard. The coolest girl and I listened to IN DA GADDA VIDA in my bedroom. Her name was Susan. She smoked weed. I was straight.

At the end of the song she said, "I leaving for San Francisco with some ski bums, you wanna come."

"I wanna ski tomorrow."

"Up to you."

I woke in the morning and she was gone. I can never hear Iron Butterfly without thinking of Susan.

I used to remember her last name.

Tuckerman's Ravine is still crazy this time of year.

I don't ski anymore.

But maybe tomorrow.

To hear IN DA GADDA VIDDA please go to this URL.

A Susan is waiting for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIVe-rZBcm4

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Colder than Anarctica

In December 2010 I was sitting at Frank's Lounge knuckling back a vodka tonic. I glanced out the front window and snow was crossing from left to right at an extraordinary speed. Homer, Larry LA, and I regarded the mounting drifts and Homer said, "Best we get home before the bar be our home."

The next day South Oxford Street was blocked by thirty-six inches of the white stuff.

Mayor Bloomburg was in Bermuda. He fired the Sanitation Commissioner, who had been shoveling snow from the streets. Someone always has to take the blame, but never the rich.

Yesterday a polar vortex escaped the Arctic and the plains of Canada and the USA were plunged into sub-zero Ice Age temperatures.

Minus 50 Fahrenheit in Chicago.

Meteorologists have forecasted the cold snap to last one day.

I'm well-prepared for this weather, especially since I have no intention of leaving the house this evening.

It's only 17 now.

Nothing really cold, because back in the last century we knew real cold.

That was when snow was really snow.

In the 1950s even more so.

Monday, January 28, 2019

We Are Covington High

This photo was taken at a Covington High basketball game.

A Catholic high school in Kentucky.

This racist behavior is not protected by the 1st Amendment.

Neither is author Shelby Foote's waxing about the Confederate Army in Ken Burns' THE CIVIL WAR.

Nor Donald Trump's inviting the Covington High students who were mocking a native American to the White House.

Sadly Dixie is bigger than ever.

Two years ago I was in Catskill, New York. A rebel flag was plastered on a pick-up truck. I wrote on a piece of paper, "We burned Dixie once and we will burn it again."

I went into the bar at the New York restaurant and five minutes later an irate fat white man enters with the piece of paper.

"Some piece of____"

I stood up and stopped in tirade mid-sentence.

"My family fought in the Civil War. The people from around here did the same. There's a statue in the cemetery on the hill here with a Yankee soldier facing south. You want to disrespect him at home fine and good, but in public shut your hole."

I'm a mean old man, but so were those soldier from the North.

Tougher even still were the freed slaves hankering for revenge.

Fuck the KKK.

Bet On Crazy 10 / The Taylor Diamond

All diamonds have stories. Little ones maybe a sentence. Bigger ones deserved more time and not everyone tells the story the same. The stories like the stones have lives of their own. The bigger the stone the longer the stories.

One afternoon Manny’s partner, Jerome, was showing a 7.04 Cushion Cut Round Diamond to a retired couple from West Palm Beach.

“Where’s the stone come from?” The sixtyish woman wore a stylish Dior outfit. She could have been from Park Avenue if her tan hadn’t screamed Boca Raton.

“Africa, darkest Africa, but I bought it off an estate from Duchess County. “Jerome was an expert at dressing up a stone with history and held out the ring. “Try it on.”

The woman betrayed her Brooklyn roots with an envious coo, "I don’t know, it’s so bigggg!”

Her husband was the color of an old leather couch from the decades of sun on Long Island and Florida and agreed with his wife, “It is big.”

"Big? This isn’t big.” Jerome, silver-haired and handsome in his early seventies, slipped the platinum ring onto the woman’s finger. “You remember Liz Taylor and Richard Burton? Well, back when we were all young, my good friend, Buzzy Yugler, had a 55-Carat D Flawless Diamond, which sparkled like snow under moonlight. Liz thought it was a little too big, yet once she put it on, she somehow changed her mind and said, “I think I can get used to it.”

Acting as if he had been in the room with Liz, Jerome guffawed with a practiced elegance and the couple laughed too, until Jerome removed the ring from her finger and turned to me, “Could you put this back in the front window.”

“What about the ring?” The woman was crushed by its potential disappearance.

“It’s too big.” Jerome was teasing her like a tarpon allured by the dazzle of bait.

“I didn’t think it was so big.” Her tongue flickered over her lips.

“Only one way to find out.” Jerome held out his palm and I gave him the ring. It was on her finger in a second. Jerome winked at me to indicate the diamond wasn’t going back into the front window. As I went to plug the open space in the front window’s diamond ring trays, Manny, my boss, muttered about Jerome's unabashed schmoozing, “Buzzy Yugler had nothing to do with that sale.”

“You’re just jealous.”

“Jealous of what? That Jerome made a big sale.” Manny had been brought up in Brownsville. Jerome hailed from Park Avenue. Manny started as a schlepper same as me, while Jerome inherited the business from his father. The two men couldn’t be more different.

“Yeah, don’t tell me you wouldn’t have wanted to make that sale.”

“I would have love to, but I didn’t and Buzzy Yugler had nothing to do with that sale.” The Italian suits and imported ties more accented his rough background rather than hide them, not that he cared a rat’s ass what anyone thought as long as they bought something at the end of his spiels.

"What do you mean?” I stuck a plug in the empty slot. Jerome was writing up the ring for the couple. It was a done deal.

"I don’t have time to tell stories.” Manny looked at the wall clock at the back of the exchange. It was past noon and his customer hadn’t arrived with a promised check for $1000. He frowned like Jackie Mason not getting a laugh. “And neither do you.”

"You sure about that?" I surveyed the sidewalk for prospective customers, however most were intent on wide-eyed browsing. “Not much business out there today.”

"Now you hexed the entire day.” Manny knotted his tie and joined me in the window. He was ready for action. One glance at the street broke his heart and he said, “I know that Taylor stone. Came from a 240-carat rough. Harry Winston had his cleaver study it for months before giving him the okay to cut it. Whack. They got two stone. One for 78 carats. The other for 162.”

“The Taylor-Burton stone.”

“Of course. You can’t make something bigger. Certainly not a diamond. Anyway they shape it to a pear and sold it to some rich dame. Only it’s too big for her. She thinks someone is going to steal it, so she brings it back to Winstons and they announce an auction. The bidding starts off at $200,ooo. Half the room bids for it. Soon they’re at $500,000. Bidders are bailing like they’re on the Titanic. Up it goes. $650,000 and more until only two bidders are left. Buzzy Yugler and Cartier. Buzzy is bidding for Burton, who balks at $1,000,000 and Cartier wins the auction at $1,050,000.”

“Which was a lot of money in 1969.”

“And still is.” A million would be almost enough for the rest of my life. "Didn't Liz Taylor leave the singer, Eddie Fisher, for Richard Burton during the filming of CLEOPATRA." "Left him in a heartbeat. Serves the schmuck right for dumping Debbie Reynolds, but she said it wasn't so bad, since Liz was the most beautiful woman in the world." Manny would know how beautiful. His first wife was 90% Liz Taylor. Blue eyes and all.

“So if Cartier bought the diamond, how’d it end up with Liz Taylor?”

“Because Burton lost his cold feet and called Cartier’s agent from a hotel in England. Obviously Taylor was really wanting the stone and one thing about women is when they want something they get it no matter what.” Manny was speaking from experience, although in these years he was good at telling women ‘no’. “Anyway Burton tells the goy working for Cartier, “I don’t care how much, just buy it.” And they agreed to sell it as long as they could also display it in their front window as the Taylor-Burton diamond. 69.42 D flawless."

“End of story.”

“Not end of story for a stone that big.” Manny shrugged like he handled stones that large every day. "Diamonds might be forever, but not Taylor and Burton.”

“Why she break up with him?”

“Could have been the drink? She met someone richer. Although about that time he admitted to having an affair with an actor. Some said Laurence Olivier. Who knows why they broke up, I’m not a marriage counsellor. Anyway after their second divorce in 1978 Abe Padrush offered Elizabeth Taylor two-million three for the stone. She laughed in his face and sold it for $5 million most of it going to some hospitals in Africa.”

"But not enough to buy a 66-carat Pear Shape, because someone beat Buzzy’s bid by three hundred thou, though failure didn’t prevent him from crowing about having sold Liz the stone.”

"I thought Harry Winston sold Richard Burton the stone.”

"No, Burton was sitting in a hotel in England and called the winning bidder. Some goy working for Cartier. Burton told him, “I don’t care how much, just buy it.” And they agreed to sell it as long as they could also display it in their front window as the Taylor-Burton diamond. 69.42 D flawless. " Manny shrugged like he handled stones that large every day. "Diamonds might be forever, but not Taylor and Burton. After their divorce in 1978 Abe Padrush offered Elizabeth Taylor two-million three for the stone.”

“Even more money.” The stone had doubled in price in nine years.

“Not enough.” Elizabeth Taylor’s rejecting the prime Yiddish tenet of ‘nimmt geld’ or take the money might have confounded Manny, except his story wasn’t over. “ She laughed in his face and sold it for $5 million most of it going to some hospitals in Africa.”

“Nice lady.”

“It’s easy to be nice, when you’re as beautiful as Liz Taylor.”

His son, Richie Boy, had been speaking on the telephone, but had overheard his father’s story and decided to give his father a zug or needle. "You just don’t understand them, because you were brought up on the Bowery."

“And where were you brought up? On 5th Avenue. More the Five Towns?” The two started fighting and I went to the back of the store, where Jerome was wishing the old couple good luck.

“So Manny tell you all about the Taylor stone?” He handed the check to his daughter. She put on her coat for a trip to the bank.

“His story differed from yours.”

“Everyone has a different story about that stone. I told them the short version.”

“The carat size wasn’t right.”

“Carat size isn’t important. Liz Taylor. Richard Burton. Cleopatra. Love. Diamonds. My stone needed a little help. It was far from a D-flawless.”

“G VS1?”

“In a good light.” Jerome raised his eyes to the halogen lamps shining on the counter. They could make a banana look like snow. “So I fudged the numbers and sizes. Better that then telling the couple Burton was gay like Manny might have done.”

“He wouldn’t have done that.”

“You’re a good goy, now be a better one and escort my lovely daughter to the bank.”

“It’s just a check.” Elise hated to be thought of as a woman.

“On this street a check is money. Not Richard Taylor money, but better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.” Jerome peeled off a twenty. “And get me a coffee too. Someday if you stick around here long enough you might hear another version of that Taylor story and not just from me.”

Jerome eyed Manny. The two men smiled and sat at their desk. They might have come from different address, but they both thought the same thing when it came to diamonds.

“The most beautiful diamond is the one you sell.”

And that was always the truth on 47th Street.

2014 For Worse And A Little Better

Some of 2014 was the best of years, but after New Year's Eve the year had rough spots for old Christmas trees and me.

Winter came in the first week of January. Wind whistled through the drafty bedroom windows of the Fort Greene Observatory. Snow buried the soccer field in park at the end of South Oxford and the temperature dropped into single digits felt, as if the world had shifted on its axis to include New York City into the Arctic.

The East River froze by the Navy Yard. I wore heavy layers of clothing. The mercury in the thermometer descended below zero.

After Richie Boy returned from his holiday in Brazil, he let me go from the diamond exchange. There was no business on 47th Street. No one was buying diamonds. His father Manny shook my hand and said, "Things always work out for you."

"Yeah." I wasn't as confidant as the old jeweler.

America was in a deep freeze in more ways than the weather.

That evening Richie Boy and I attended Dave Henderson's opening along the Newtown Creek. Sounds from the crypt of noise emanated from the sculptured cones. I digged it. Richie Boy was more interested in a pretty art curator. He had a better eye for women than art.

Dave was happy with his work. The turn-out recognized his collaboration with his brother as special.

I like the way one piece felt and wished it had a magical power similar to Dorothy's ruby slippers. It had been over a year since I had seen my son Fenway. He was my little boy.

I finished January in a rodeo bar.

I stayed on the Bull ten seconds.

My good friend Frank thought it was a good laugh.

2014 was okay. I had a little money in my pocket and my rent was paid.

With a little luck I could fly to Thailand.

Te snow fell heavy in February. Schools closed for days. My jobs were cancelled due to weather. My funds were low. 2014 was getting ugly, but not too ugly.

Jay Battle had an art opening. The paintings were of his favorite restaurants. He served pasta and bottles of wine warmed our hearts.

Jay was a good cook and a better family man.

Even better was Peter O'Kennedy's video of a man cutting grass on an abandoned estate outside Dublin.

I had mowed my father's lawn as a child.

This lawn was bigger and i told the artist that I loved his work.

He was a good father and I thought about my daughter Angie.

She was a long way away too.

More snow.

Even more snow.

I was cold.

Abe Lincoln came to visiting Fort Greene as a promotion for Verizon. Their reps gave me a $50 check. It was the first money I made that month.

All my money was going to my families in Thailand. I had none, but the bartenders at the 169 Bar liked my writing. $5 got me well drunk on Naragansetts and whiskey. Dakota and Johnny played in a punk band WEIRD WOMB.

They played sixteen minutes sets.

I couldn't understand a single word, but loved the music.

Plus they knew pretty things.

The young girls liked my stories.

They liked me even better for not hitting on them.

I was faithful to Fenway's Mom.

She was living in Ban Nok with a relative.

Life wasn't easy and I had a feeling that life wasn't going to get better.

I had no work.

The snow melted in March.

I called my friends for money.

I accepted $10, $20, $100 and more.

Without them I would have nothing to give my kids.

I didn't need money.

Thanks to Henry Miller I knew how to get a free meal.

The chowdah at the Oyster Bar was good on a cold day.

I went to art openings.

I especially liked Walter Robinson's closet of beauties.

He liked my writing.

AS did the Welsh obituarist Adrian Dannett.

We drank cheap white wine.

It was cold outside.

I rank enough to take away the chill.

It was a long winter.

My friend Bruce Benderson was in love with a young boy. Geoffery looked like a caveman. He loved my stories. No one wanted to publish them.

Miguel Abreau opening a new gallery at 82 Orchard Street. I had helped him painting the ceiling. It was a horrible job for me. I couldn't tell where I had painted white and the concrete drank paint like a sieve.

The works on display were eclectic.

The old crowd showed up in droves.

Everyone had something to say about this and that.

Some more than others.

Jan Frank less than some.

And Miguel sold some paintings.

Enough for him to be generous.

"Take care of Fenway and Angie."

He was a good father and friend too.

Devlin arranged a diamond sale to his Gulf State friend.

I put a good piece of change in my pocket.

It didn't last long.

I paid my overdue rent and sent money to my families.

Devlin invited me to Europe.

The Maastricht Art Fair was opening in a week.

We flew to Heathrow. I had $150 in my pocket.

The financier needed my translating skills and we flew over to London, where we met his Arab friend for a night at the Mayfair casinos. Al-Shara played 21. The dealer flipped cards faster than the cook at Benihana's sliced meat. No one won against the house.

The next day I met Peter Bach. We drank at the Soho House. Old faces abounded at the venerable old pub.

We told tales of now and then.

We dug names from the graves of our memories.

Pints were drank in honor of us all, those present and gone.

Devlin was dining with the Prince and his entourage at a fancy restaurant.

I met with my god son Fast Eddie and his mother.

We ate no place fancy.

They were good friends. Fast Eddie was planning on biking from Paris to Dakar in April.

"Through Mauritania?'

"Yes."

"They still have slavery there."

"We'll be fine."

His mother didn't seem to sure, but we toasted his venture and I returned to my hotel.

Four-star.

A soft bed and good wifi.

I called Thailand and spoke to Angie's mom.

I fell asleep dreaming of the beach with my daughter.

The Gulf of Siam was always warm.

The next morning we flew out of London to Holland. Maastricht is one of the most important art fairs on the calendar. This was not Art Basel Miami. These people were the real rich. I saw familiar faces. Devlin had to ask prices. Neither of us saw anything of interest and we headed to the train station.

Luxembourg was within reach, but Madame l'Ambassadeur was hosting a state dinner at the embassy. Devlin suggest Antwerp.

"They have whores there."

"I'm not into whores."

Neither was he and we opted for Bruxelles, figuring on hitting Paris in the morning.

We love European trains.

Vonelli wasn't in Bruxelles and we stayed at a cheap and cheerful hotel across from the Gare du Midi.

We dine outside.

Winter wasn't winter in Belgium.

Cold, but not freezing.

The early TGV got us to Paris in the morning. We stayed in St. Germain. I had breakfast at Cafe Le Flore and called my friends. my old girlfriend Candida lived around the corner. Her husband was a successful publisher of art books. She offered to have a dinner for me.

"Invite who you want."