73 if not more.
His son was recording his father's salty sayings for fucking Facebook.
It deserved a better forum.
Old man - "If at first you don't succeed, quit. Because you probably suck."
"Universe is 14 Billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time I take a piss."
"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."
"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."Smart old man, eh?