Spelling 101

Occasionally the question arises. "If you could go back and change something in your life, where would you go?"

Stupid question.

Most people would chose to avoid a certain mistake or avoid the repetition of the same error, but if I were granted that click on the heels, I would return instantly to 5th Grade to slap that kid staring out the window during English lessons and tell him pay attention, because you're going to have aspirations to be a writer.

As anyone reading my columns has seen, my typos and misspellings mar the flow of writing to a new height of internet illiteracy and a reader criticized my abominable typing of GOING TO JAIL - CHONBURI

"Have you ever heard of SEPLLCHECK?", as my good friend Sam Royalle.

The answer is yes, but not after I've been drinking.

I try so hard, but my brains and fingers fails me some time.

Mea Culpa.

It isn't that bad or is it worst than my grammar.

50/50.

For certain.