Showing posts with label Massachusett. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Massachusett. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

The Snake Seduction of Eve

Quabbin Reservoir was created in the 1930s to serve the Boston area with clean water. Farms and towns were evacuated in the flood plain and the watershed has served as a park for visiting families and hikers, however the Massachusetts Division of fisheries and Wildlife has decided to set up a colony of eight venomous rattlesnakes on an uninhabited island to prevent the venomous timber rattlesnakes from extinction.

Fear-ridden residents of the area are calling the state offices to express their paranoia about rattler infestation.

Much ado about nothing, for while two hundred timber rattlesnakes remain in the wilds of western Massachusetts, there has been no reports of a fatal biting since colonial times, except for a suspected strike on the North Quabbin Trails Association president's collie.

Keltz was bitten on the nose, causing excessive bleeding.

No swelling.

Some people are just scared of snakes.

After all the Snake offered the apple to Eve.

The bible tells us so.

As a devout atheist I say bring back the rattlers.

The sooner the better.

We need a new Eve.

Sunday, October 5, 2014

Smash Everything

I grew up in New England.

People had lived underneath Big Blue Hill or Massachusett for hundreds of years.

Behind my house on the South Shore was a small woods. Old mounds rose from the dirt. Tipping pits filled with trash from the 1800s and further back into time.

Some Indian.

Some colonial.

History.

We were 9 year-old boys.

We smashed every bottle knowing no one knows nothing about country ways better than a nine year old boy.