Sunday, March 4, 2012

Lizards of Satan

Sadly Sara Palin never entered the GOP fray. Back in 2008 jokesters accused her of saying the following; "God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines, and fishing boats."

Bloggers were delighted to publish this statement as something Sara Palin stated in 2006.

She never said it, but maybe the GOP VP wondered about it once or twice. And she still might given the chance. Where are you, Sara, where?

Dinosaur Wipeout

Noah left behind the dinosaurs, so the Christians could say that God created the world 4000 years ago. Now we know the truth. All dinosaurs left behind. Shame Noah Shame.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Cause Of Death Unknown

Controversy quickly filled in the gaps of knowledge about the death of Andrew Breitbart. The right-wing agitator had shared a few drinks at a LA restaurant with a marketing executive. The conservative provocateur sipped at his wine, while engaging the man about politics. The conversation was aggressive, yet friendly, and several other drinkers engaged the pundit. "He wasn’t drinking excessively." THe man reported to the Press. Walking home after that encounter Andrew Breitbart collapsed on the sidewalk. The hospital pronounced him dead at 12:19am. He was 43 years old. The coroner is investigating the cause of death, but talk-show host Michael Savage rushed to judgment with a claim that his fellow traveler was assassinated by Obama operatives seeking to prevent the release of a politically harmful video linking the then-senator from Illinois to radicals Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn. “He threatened the president at CPAC with video that could derail the president’s campaign,” Savage said on his show. “I pray it was natural causes, but we’ll never know the truth.” Comments from grieving rightists are calling for a Warren Commission on Breitbart's death, but I have another conspiracy theory, which accuses Rupert Murdoch of having his henchmen murder Breitbart to bury his knowledge about phone-hacking in the USA. Breitbart's outing of congressman's Anthony Weiner's sex text led to the resignation of the NY representative. A man like Rupert Murdoch knows the best way to cover your tracks is to place someone else in your shoes. He knows nothing.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Mouth of LA

From the Drudge Report DEAR READER: In the first decade of the DRUDGEREPORT Andrew Breitbart was a constant source of energy, passion and commitment. We shared a love of headlines, a love of the news, an excitement about what's happening. I don't think there was a single day during that time when we did not flash each other or laugh with each other, or challenge each other. I still see him in my mind's eye in Venice Beach, the sunny day I met him. He was in his mid 20's. It was all there. He had a wonderful, loving family and we all feel great sadness for them today. The controversial Mouth of LA died at the at of 43. Cause of Death. Too much of a good thing.

The Iceman's Eyes

After twenty years of studying Oetzi's DNA, the so-called Iceman, scientists have come to the conclusion that his eyes were brown. Which means he was tall, dark, and handsome, if you like the rugged type.

Unfreedom Of Speech

The US Constitution's First Amendment guaranteed Freedom of Speech to all Americans. The restrictions on this liberty have been few. Treason, child pornography, and endangerment are considered beyond the frontiers of our inalienable rights. In truth we are free to say what we want as long as everyone else is saying the same thing. Governments despise any deviation from the norm. The United Kingdom's stand on Free Speech exacts rigid accordance with its strictures against abuse, threats, breaches of peace, hatred, incitement of violence, treason, regicide, obscenity, slander, and a broad range of offenses reinforced by the defendant's need to prove their innocent. Banned in Britain was a selling point for subversive literature in the last century. in 1960 DH Lawrence's LADY CHATTERLEY'S LOVER sold over two million copies for Penguin Press after the courts tried the publisher for violation of a 1859 law against obscenity. Pornography has become the frontline of free speech everywhere, but neither the British nor Americans are free to speak their minds. The BBC reported that a Liberal-Democratic member of Parliament stated at a Middlesex University lecture, "One day, the United States of America will get sick of giving £70bn a year to Israel to support what I call America's aircraft carrier in the Middle East - that is Israel....One day, the American people are going to say to the Israel lobby in the USA: enough is enough. It will not go on for ever. It will not go on forever. Israel will lose support and then they will reap what they have sown." The leadership of her party distanced themselves from Baroness Tonge. "No place in politics for those who question existence of the state of Israel." The lady in question resigned from the Lib-Dem without an apology for her comments. "The comments I made were in protest at the treatment of Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank and the treatment of Israeli Arabs. I am disappointed the leadership of my party did not consult me before issuing a press release and seems always to abet the request of the pro-Israel lobby. Israel is acting against international law, the Geneva Conventions, and human rights. They do this with impunity and if our political parties will not take action then individuals must. I have been asked to apologise but refuse to do so and resign the whip of my party." These quotes come from the BBC Report. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17218291 Baroness Tonge seemingly is off the mark with how much aid is given to Israel by the USA. The total comes to about $5 billion a year in comparison to zero in aid to the Palestinians of the Gaza Strip, since Hamas' condemnation of the Israeli state has earned it the status of a terrorist organization and the USA never deals with terrorists.
Hamas missile launch into Israel. There is only one solution. One-State.

Banksy On Advertising

Banksy the radical graffiti artist wrote this short treatise about the ceaseless assault of advertising on our senses. I have ripped off the labels of my toiletries and wash products to prevent the further contamination of my mind. This morning I washed my hair with bath soap. It did the job. There is no truth in advertising.