Monday, August 26, 2024

Masturbating Ban By Wasps - Conversation with Sharon Mitchell

Pete!

Text Conversation between Sharon Mitchell in Santa Cruz and me in Clinton Hill

Sharon - I think I'm losing my mind or something. I just keep having really weird dreams and usually every night when I take a shower, I use a little bit of body wash and then some oil for moisture but tonight it was like I couldn't get clean ENOUGH! I scrubbed myself with the hard end of the loofah sponge all over my body like four times. It was like I couldn't get cleaning enough!

I always masturbate every night in the shower, and I usually bring myself to a clitoral orgasm, ut tonight I couldn't come enough! I must've brought myself to orgasm nine times and it still wasn't enough, so I got my Lucite dildo out and fucked myself in the pussy, while jacking off with my Clit and it's still wasn't enough! So I got out my other dildo and fucked myself in the ass the pussy, while letting the water from the shower hit my clit and I finally had a huge orgasm. After ut I washed my hair again for the third time and scrubbed myself again with the loofah shaved my legs. It was the weirdest thing it's like I couldn't get enough of anything. I just felt I don't know what I felt like. I had an Itch from the inside out everywhere.

And no, I am not on meth.

Moi - Have you thought about issuing a restraining order against your hands?

Ha ha ha. Funny you should say that. Now I have one. I was watering last evening and I got bit by a flurry of yellow jackets. Look at my hand. (see above photo)

Moi - As a child a produce stand threw their fruit crates into a small gully. Wasps set up a colony and my friends, brother, and I decided to exterminate them with shovels. The neighborhood kids gathered to watch the show. We set to smashing the wooden boxes. The wasps rose from the gully in a swarm to attack their tormenters and our audience. Screaming kids swatting at the waps. My sister got it the worse

My father asked whose bright idea was it to disturb the wasps.

Everyone looked at me.

"I hope you learned your lesson."

Hell, yeah.

Foto Sharon 1980

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