Unsexy Cities 2017

Playboy recently listed Detroit as the nation's # 1 unsexy city.

Murder, rust factories, and overweight people are the LimpDs calling cards, nothing about Motor City says 'sexy' better than the MC5, Grand Funk Railroad, and Wendy Whitelaw.

But Detroit has competition from Asia, as indicated by the Global Sexual Wellbeing Survey released at the World Congress on Sexual Health in Sydney.

Three cities in Asia topped the list of places where people are having sex less than the global average of 106 times a year.

Singapore, Tokyo, and Bangkok.

Tokyo citizens are the most infrequent sexual practitioners at 48 couplings per annum. The Japanese are also the least satisfied with their sex lives. Limp T unrocks.

Small penises, no endurance, and too little of it as well. No wonder Japanese women shag brothers in New York city like they were racial engineering a new culture. Yo Nisei.

My ex-, Vee, worked at a Japanese karaoke bar in Pattaya. Sex was 3000 baht/session. The girls loved their job. The son of the Rising Sun shut their eyes and shuttered in less than a minute.

Sayonara teelak.

The most satisfied with the Nigerians at 79% who take 24 minutes to reach a happy ending.

Strangely the Chinese were seventh, which must be from eating friend alligator cock and bulls' balls.

Hong Kong (32 percent), Australia (40), Singapore (41), Thailand (42) and New Zealand (43) were all bottom feeders in the sea of sexual satisfaction.

"All work and no play."

Of course women don't orgasm as much as men, but that's because they spent so much energy trying to fake it.

But Bangkok as a non-erotic city?

You ride the Skytrain and see thousands of people in a zombie state of mass consumerism. Nana Plaza was a turn-off and Patpong even more of a buzzkill. Sitting at the Oriental Hotel I visual surveyed the guests and figured only 3 in a hundred were having sex having sex and I was one of them.

Most of the female staff were virgins.

Work is all important.

Same as New York.

Last week I attended a dinner party in Soho and asked, "When was the last time you had sex?"

Few wanted to answer.

Mostly because they were embarrassed and even worse they couldn't remember when.

The women thought my question was a crude come-on.

Then again the consumer class ony takes pleasure rom sopping.

To The East

Last week I flew fifteen hours to the Orient to deliver a very expensive handbag to a Hong Kong billionaire.

After checking into my reserved Kowloon hotel room a little before dawn I searched Moby Road for an open restaurant. Everything was closed, except for a 7/11. I bought a big can of beer and two rice cakes. The sun rose in the east. The air was sultry, sweat dripped from my face, and I sat by the waters of the Fragrant Harbor for the first in my life.

Old imperial Hong Kong had been the jewel of the British Empire.

Now THE WORLD OF SUZIE WONG was buried under concrete.

To the east lay China.

I cracked open my beer and ate the rice cake in two bites.

It was good to be back in Asia.

Amber Rayne - A Late RIP

From 2004 to her retirement from the Adult Video Industry in 2015 Amber Rayne ran wild as a goddess of lust over the screen of TVs and computers. Her performances covered every genre from lesbianism, no holds barred, and her heart's delight, bondage. Sadly Amber passed from this Earth in 2016.

A victim of a cocaine drug overdose.

This tragedy dumbfounded old school hedonists.

31 and gone.

But she lives on the internet.

Until Hell freezes over, because bad girls don't go to heaven.

# 45 = Asshole

Donald Trump had not taken off Labor Day Weekend.

# 45 has vowed to retaliate against North Korea with massive force, if the Hermit Nation dares to threaten the USA.

His Treasury Secretary has said that any expenditure to aid those affected by Hurricane Harvey needs to offset by cuts to other programs.

The estimated cost of the clean-up has been estimated to be $180 billion.

At a Houston shelter he said he had 'big hands'. Prostitutes have said he has small hands and and even smaller penis.

And lastly # 45 will appoint a coal executive to oversee the safety of the mining industry. Zatezalo, the former CEO of Rhino Resources, has a horrible record protecting miners, but what else can you expect from Fatso Trump.

# 45 means asshole and the asshole has another day to ruin this weekend.

Golfing hopefully rather than tweeting to nuke North Korea.

The Chaos of Police

The confrontation was not created by the police; the confrontation was created by the people who charged the police. Gentlemen, let's get the thing straight, once and for all. The policeman isn't there to create disorder; the policeman is there to preserve disorder.

Mayor Richard Daley Chicago 1968

Good Cop - Bad Cop

This painting captures a young white boy's fear of the police and it dates back to a period where cops were 'good'.

A recent adaptation reveals the terror of a small black boy confronted by a heavily-armed policeman.

None of these bastards are good, except at acting like stormtroopers.

Worse Donald Trump has reverse the Obama policy preventing the militarization of the police.

According to a report by Christian M. Wade of www,newburyportnews.com # 45 signed an executive order Monday restoring the military program, called 1033, which was curtailed two years ago by his predecessor, President Barack Obama.

The directive will allow the transfer of military-grade vehicles and weapons, including bayonets, battering rams, riot helmets and shields to police departments that request them through the federal Defense Logistics Agency, which oversees the program.

Boys with toys are okay, but not grown men, especially when their playthings have the ability to kill.

Resistance is not futile.

Not when all our rights are in danger.

Henri Flesh RIP

My good friend Henri Flesh passed from this earth.

We met in Paris.

The two of us worked at Bsir's in Hamburg.

Henri on the turntable.

Me at the door.

Back when we were young.