Friday, July 3, 2026

July 2, 1776 - Declaration of Independence

After the completion of the Declaration of Independence on June 28, 1776, the writers submitted the hand-written statement to Second Continental Congress meeting at the Pennsylvania State House and Lee's Resolution for Independence was passed without a dissenting vote. John Adams of Massachusetts wrote his wife that "The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America."

The New Englander might have been one of the smartest men in the Colonies, however Adams was no seer, for July 2nd was overlooked in favor of July 4, which was when the Congress announced the official adoption of the Declaration of Independence from England to the public.

The second sentence foretold a promise.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

News of the Declaration spread from Philadelphia north, south, and west.

On July 9, 1776 General Washington had the words read to his troops in New York City. The British fleet rode at anchor in the harbor. The people of that city tore down King George III's equestrian statue and melted the lead into bullets. America has been independent since July 2, 1776, although the second sentence has yet to fulfill the challenge of equality and justice for all.

Maybe one day and maybe not.

Freedom doesn't mean the same to everyone.

Especially not these days.

But I believe.

E pluribus unum.

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THE UMPTEENTH COMING by Peter Nolan Smith

"This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius"

Those words were sung by the cast of HAIR in 1969 and millions of hippies dropped acid to touch the Aquarian sky.

Nirvana was attainable via LSD and on the Fourth of July 1970 my friends John Gilmour, Tommy Jordan, Mark McLaughlin and I scored a couple of hundred hits of LSD from a French-Canadian dealer in Montreal.

"C'est tres forte," warned Yves, who lived next to the Forum.

"Pas de problem." We were all hockey players and had taken hard hits against the boards.

"Don't drive on this 'shit'. Si non you will exit the highway into the scenery."

"Thanks for the warning."

After leaving Montreal the four of us argued about the size of the dose.

"One-quarter?" John was a forward for a junior college.

"Too small." Mark played in the Quincy scrapper league. He was my co-pilot.

"A full one?" Tommy was a goalie. He was scared of nothing.

"Half." I believed in compromise. "We can dropped the second half later. If necessary."

"It's always necessary," Tommie added, as he fine-tuned the VW's AM radio reception to a Berlin NH station .

THE LETTER by Joe Cocker, HITCHING A RIDE by Vanity Fare, and AMERICAN WOMAN / NO SUGAR TONIGHT by The Guess Who accompanied us to the border crossing at Canaan, New Hampshire. The immigration officers ignored our longhair and waved us and the ten pounds of hash into the USA.

Three miles farther the four of us each downed a half a hit. The backroads were lightly traveled on that holiday weekend and I drove my VW Beetle at a meandering speed down Route 3 toward the White Mountains.

The acid hit hard at the T-intersection of 110 and 3 at Groveton.

We didn't have a map and Mark asked an old farmer sitting on a lawn chair, which was the best way to Mount Washington.

"Are you in a hurry?" His accent was non-rhotic Granite State.

"We have all the time in the world." I was 18.

"That's what all young men say." He took off his straw hat and looked at the intersection. "Most travelers take 3 down to Lancaster and east on 2, but a few head over to Berlin."

Berlin was a logging town. Loggers hated hippies. "Which one you take?" My voice shimmered with color, mostly green.

"Depends on where I'm going, but I like driving along the Upper Ammonoosuc River. It's twisted."

"Thanks for the information."

Mark and I looked at each other.

"Go left," said John in the back.

"And why?" Being from Northern New England I trusted locals.

"Because we always take the road less traveled." John loved Robert Frost.

It was the hippie way and I beeped the horn before heading down 110.

An AM radio station from Burlington played War's SPILL THE WINE, Free's ALL RIGHT NOW, Mungo Jerry's IN THE SUMMERTIME before fading into static behind the airwave shadow of Mt. Cabot.

The LSD took effect.

Our passage through Berlin blurred under the blue sky and the pines swung with the breeze. I drove slowly up 16. Snow gleamed atop Mount Washington.

A rapid river ran to our right.

"Quiet."

"Why?" John had been grooving on the static.

"Listen." I shut off the engine and coasted down a dirt road to the bank of the Peabody River.

"I don't hear anything."

"Not the river? I hear it speaking."

"Me too," replied the three friends.

We existed on the same plane.

The four of us got out of the Bug and stood on the banks of the mountain stream rushing over glacial rocks to create a primordial language unknown to modern man. Our teenage ears listened to its teachings and we obeyed the command to submerge our bodies in the torrent's lecture. Our communion with LSD immuned our flesh from the frigid winter melt. Time melted faster than butter in the sun.

"Speak, river, speak." John was all ears.

Our skin turned blue, as I strained to decipher the river's message.

A young boy in shorts appeared from the trees. He was wearing an Andre the Giant tee-shirt.

John Gilmour elbowed me.

"It's him."

"Him who?"

"Him."

"I don't who him is, but we don't need him to bring us down. What you want, kid?" Tommie was a stickler for keeping crowds small while on LSD.

"Why are you were sitting in the water?

"To hear it speak," Tommie answered without hesitation. He was a high school hockey star. On ice his skating was almost holy and Tommie was the was the most spiritual of us.

The eleven year-old stuck a finger in the river.

"I don't near nothing, but the water."

We cocked our ears to the current.

The boy in the shorts was right.

"We hear the water too."

We were on an ancient quest.

"And it's cold."

"Yes, it is cold."

We stood up with goose-bumped skin. The release from the river was a rush.

"Come out of the river." The young boy ordered with biblical authority.

"Whatever you say." Tommie Jordan chattered through this teeth.

Mark's skin was death white and I shivered like I had been pulled from the Atlantic after the sinking of the Titanic. This boy had saved us from hypothermia. His coming here had been no accident.

"Who are you?" I asked, blowing into my hands.

"Bobby."

"No, you're not."

"Am too."

"You're someone else." Someone famous and John's retinas opened to the max, as he whispered, "It's Jesus."

"Jesus?" I might have been a non-believer, but I flashed on the 12 year-old Messiah in the Temple. Bobby was about his age. "What are you talking about?"

"He's the Second Coming." John's pupils' saucered to plates.

"I've been here before." The boy picked up a rock and threw it into the river.

"Here before?" I asked with time repeating over and over again like a reshuffled deck of cards.

"Yes." Bobby liked simple answers, but before we pose another question, a teenage girl in a tube top hurried from the underbrush. Red hot pants hung off her skinny ass.

"Bobby, you get over here." Bobby was a member of her family. The redhead was about 15. Her skin was milk white from sun neglect.

"We weren't doing nothing."

"I'm not speaking to you." She grabbed her brother. Her tube top provided no protection from our eyes. She had the breasts of Mary Magdalene. "What I tell you about speaking to strangers."

"I wanted to know why they were sitting in the river." Our prophet attempted to escape her clutches.

"Why? I'll tell you why. Because they're stupid hippies." She was teenage trouble to men and boys.

"We're not stupid hippies." I was enlightened by LSD.

His sister was blind to her brother's existence as Jesus.

"You're hippies and I know stupid when I see it. You're fucked up on LSD too." The sister seized Bobby by the ear and dragged our 'Jesus' away from the river.

"Don't take him away." John scrambled over the glacial rocks.

"Let him go." Mark slipped on a mossy rock into the river.

"But he's____"

"Look." John pointed through the trees.

Bobby's family was setting up a barbecue. His father regarded us with a command to keep our distance. This was their holiday destination.

Bobby had been here before, but only in this lifetime.

"So he's no Jesus."

"He was for a minute." John laughed with the LSD.

"He's just a kid we thought was Jesus. Listen." Mark was lying in the water.

The river had resumed its musical repertoire. The songs were never played on the radio and we sang the lyrics until our throats were parched dry as late summer grass. Drinking the river was a sacrament, giving us strength to sing more than psalms.

After an hour we clambered from the water and sat on the rocks, shivering from the cold.

We had been in the river for hours and shivered under the pine trees, as the night rose from the east. The LSD was losing its power over us.

"Looks like Bobby's gone." John glanced to the road.

There were no cars.

Everyone was where they wanted to be for the night.

"To be messiah for someone else."

"You know they're lighting off fireworks on the Charles." John loved the Boston Pops playing the 1812 OVERTURE and the cannon finale, which was a wonder of pyrotechnics.

"We missed it this year."

"But not our trip." John smiled in the darkness.

The moon floated across a universe of nova stars.

"It was something else."

We spread our sleeping bags and lit a fire.

"You know there is no God." I had to say it.

"And there is no Jesus." Mark had been quiet for hours.

"But there is a Bobby." Tommie lit a joint. It was good Acapulco Gold.

"And he has a hot sister."

Our heads bobbed in agreement, because even an atheist on LSD can believe a small boy with a sister in a tube top is Jesus.

After all acid is only a drug and everyday is the dawn of the Age of Aquarius.

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Bangkok's Most Elegant Hotel

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THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE 2025 - READ IT

Two-Hundred and Fifty years ago the The delegates to the Second Continental Congress represented the Thirteen Colonies, twelve of the colonies voted to approve the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776.

Another ninety years passed before the African slaves were freed by a horrible civil war. The North versus the South.

Onward

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal" opens the second paragraph of the Declaration of Independence and is followed by "that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

The other mentions of a deity are "Laws of Nature, Nature's God, Creator," No in God we trust. Freedom of religion guaranteed as well as freedom from religion. Reading further to the sins of King George III there is an uncanny connection to 47. "He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation." Sadly 1775 is a mirror of 2025. Read it today. Stop looking at Cat Memes. Resist. Slow down in front of police cars. Obey the laws of the land. Spent cash. Deconsume. Change who you are or surrender or stand with the enemy. There are choices.

The Declaration of Independence.

All we have to do is change He to Trump.

Independence.

Now more than ever.

If you can't change the world, change yourself. If you can't change yourself, change the world - LONELY PLANET THE THE.

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Equality For All With Exceptions

In 1775 the Atlantic Colonies of the British Empire rebelled against the rule of George III. Battles against the Crown had been fought around Boston in Lexington, Concord, and Bunker Hill. While failing to Capture Quebec in the winter of 1776, the Continental Army under Washington had forced the English out of Boston on March 17 emboldening the Continental Congress to convene in free Philadelphia that summer.

Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and Samuel Adams set to writing the Declaration of Independence, highlighted by the famous words, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

The reign of a distant sovereign ended forever, however the phrase 'all men are created equal' had not applied to everyone.

Only people of property possessed the right to vote and liberated Africans in four states and women in New Jersey were initially allowed to exercise this freedom as long as they satisfied the property requirements, but over the years the right of blacks was stripped by every state are they are in the modern age.

The US Constitution existed without any provisions for voting right until after the Civil War with the passage of the 15th Amendment in 1870, however voter suppression against Native tribes, Africans, Asians, Washington DC citizens, women, immigrants, felons and youth was violently enforced across the USA to insure white supremacy.

The racist reactionaries were defeated with the passage of the Civil Rights Act on 1965.

They regrouped to regain power against the people.

Make America Great Again.

The GOP are the legal arm of the KKK.

Trump is their messiah.

We will never all be equal, but one day we will come close.

"As MLK said, "I have a dream." and so do all of us.

Happy Fourth of July.

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God Save the Queen and Her Fascist Regime - 2012

A NOTE FROM HER ROYAL HIGHNESS QEII In light of your repeated failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA therefore not be able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
(You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S.English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist,then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. Australian beer is also acceptable, as Australia is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football. There are only three kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, Australian Rules and rugby (dominated by the Australians). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (again World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!

From my good friend Nick, A Tottenham Spurs devotee.

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4th of July – 5 Things I Love About America - 2007

I was born in the USA. Bruce Springsteen sings the line in his hit BORN IN THE USA about fifty times. The Thai go-go girls at Tahitian Queen 1 dance to that song every day. None of them join in the chorus, but the ex-pats on the bar stools chant every word of the refrain to their teary compatriots so far from the Land of the Free.

“Born in the USA.”

While there is a lot I like about the USA, this song is not one of them. I mean Bruce keeps going on and on like he has amnesia or an early stages of Alzheimer’s Disease or that people are so stupid that he had to sing 400 times so they got what he was saying.

Anyway here are the five things I love about the USA.

1.) Road trips.

Several years back a friend and I were discussing why he liked his Ferrari. He said it was for the freedom. At the time we were sat in bumper to bumper traffic on the Verrazano Bridge. The open roads were for fast cars and just cruising.

Route 100 in Vermont. Route 25 to 113 in Maine. Route 1 beyond Ellsworth Maine and south of Homestead FLA. The PCH anywhere isn’t a city. Las Vegas-Grand Canyon-Monument Valley-Arches-Capitol Reef-Bryce Canyon-Zion Canyon-Vegas. The Jones Beach Parkway. Anyplace in Montana. In fact I like these trips because they remind me of being free.

In Montana the speed limit used to be ‘WHATEVER IS REASONABLE AND PROPER’.

In 1995 I was zooming on Interstate 90 outside of Billings at 110mph. Passed a semi-trailer and spotted a lurking state trooper. Two choices. Put on the brakes or else keep up to speed. I chose the latter, because the former was an admission of guilt.

Montana recently changed that speed limit due to a class action suit by motorists with shitty cars who said the speed limit was prejudiced against them.

Freedom of expression challenged by those too slow to care.

It’s unAmerican, but then what isn’t these days?

Not #2

2.) Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

I was once asked for my philosophy of life.

The question stumped me.

Zen, Nihilism, Materialism?

Not a chance.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Especially the latter.

Fun fun fun.

3.) Baseball.

Baseball has been the great American pastime since before the Civil War. The game is played all around the world no matter what the teabags (Brits) think about it. Baseball isn’t half as boring as Cricket, although I appreciate the bravery of the infielders’ barehanding the hard-hit ball.

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Ouch.

Unfortunately baseball doesn’t get played as much as before. Americans are too fat to round the bases, parents are too scared of weirdos to let their kids out of the house, not that they aren’t a lot of weirdoes in the house too, and lastly people work too much to take off the three two hours when they could be watching TV.

Not baseball on TV.

Just TV.

I have a baseball glove here in Pattaya.

I throw the ball against the garage wall.

I’ve broken every window within 15 feet of the strike zone.

My arm is getting stronger.

In August I’m heading to the States and I’m challenging anyone to play.

Batter up and wear your helmet.

4.) Speaking freely.

The First Amendment protects the freedom of speech.

You can say whatever you want in America and this goes against the grain of Fox News who consider the 1st Amendment to mean that you are free to say whatever you want as long as it’s doesn’t mean anything. To do otherwise is treason.

Impeach the president.

“Weakens the troops’ resolve.”

Pull out of Iraq.

“Cut and run.”

Free Sex.

“What about the children?”

The Freedom of Speech deserves to be practiced even if the speaker is talking shit.

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So what?

In Germany you can be arrested for flipping the bird.

Not in America.

It’s the national highway salute to bad drivers.

5.) Amnesia.

Americans forget their mistakes faster than any other nation.

Most don’t even think we’re in Iraq anymore.

Of course a die-hard group will carry a grudge forever, but most Americans will move on. Life’s too short to worry about bad things.
Let’s have a BBQ.

So enjoy the fireworks and have a real beer.

Not Budweiser.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. is abandoning the proud maker of panther piss next year.

Hopefully it’s be replaced by Stella Artois.

It ain’t American and neither is Heineken, but it don’t matter, because you’re American as long as you’re in America. You might be illegal. You might be foreign born. You might be a 10 generation Yankee like me.

But it’s star and stripes forever.

Even for anarchists like me.

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