Look At Whitey Ha-Ha

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball. How many white girls does it take to screw in a light? None, white girls can’t screw How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, white men will screw anything. How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a Nigger Do it! What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line! What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow. What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass! Why cant white men jump? They were too busy making racist jokes. Why did the white man cross the road? Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road. Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It’s hard to find them in the snow. What’s white and twelve inches long? Nothing! And finally; A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant. Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?” The nurse says: “She had twins.” He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.” She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.”