Taboo in The Tiki Theater

Yesterday TV funny man Fred Willard for lewd behavior at the Tiki Theater by an undercover LAPD officer at 8:45pm. At first I thought the arrest had occurred at the Tiki Cineplex, which is featuring Ice Age: Continental Drift, Ted, The Amazing Spider-Man, Brave, Magic Mike, and Savages on its multi-screens, although none of those movies are possible of rising an erection, so further research discovered the location of the Tiki Theater in Hollywood. At one time scores of XXX theaters and porno parlors lined the streets of Hollywood. Police harassment, political pressure, religious outrage, and more importantly the advent of online sex sites shut down the Babylon of the west and The Tiki has survived on Santa Monica Boulevard as LA's last XXX straight porno theater as well as the last with a turnstile entrance. Online reviews of the Tiki are hilarious; For a $10 admission, an elderly Korean man pushes a paper raffle ticket under a bulletproof glass screen that looks like it's been slathered in Vaseline. A sign next to it reads NO WEAPONS, NO DRUGS, NO SEX OF ANY KIND (that means you too, dog fuckers). You click through a well worn turnstile and try hard not to touch any surface as you make your way through heavy, black velvet curtains into 900 square ft room with 30 theater style folding chairs. A quarter of the audience is wearing hooded sweaters and smoking crack, another quarter is jerking off, the rest are jerking each other off, cruising for a jerk off or doing something so vile you probably wouldn't want to see it. Let's assume they're hiding murder weapons or making a list of items to add to their next rape kit. Appropriately enough, the bathroom is in the theater to the right of the screen so if you are looking for some uh, privacy - the Tiki is sensitive to your needs. If group masturbation isn't exactly your thing, you'll be relieved to know that there's a well worn stall about 50 paces from your seat. You sit through a half-hour of amateur porn until the moans and groans from the audience work your last nerve. You quickly exit the theater and immediately head to the nearest bar where you try and drink away the memory of the last hour. And in case you were wondering the name of the movie I saw was POONTANG CLAN. harleyguy88 on July 12, 2010 at 4:26 pm this place is truly filthy and run down. when i was there it was scummy and dark. i could see by the flickering screen crackheads scrounging around the floors for pieces of coke. they would light up and smoke whatever they would find. this continued the entire time. it stank of dirty butthole in here, big time. also worth mentioning a guest appearance from the neighborhood “lady of the night”, walking in and looking like joe namath in drag who serviced almost everyone in the theater, including my throbbing man meat. hey, whatever, a hole’s a hole and all discretion and good judgement leave you once you step foot in this den of base and disgusting human behavor. seriously the nastiest place in los angeles, not for the faint of heart. beware. One reviewer actually witnessed the arrest; 7/19/2012 I really have experienced better. But before I give my sincere firsthand experience I have to talk about all the commotion that was going on while I was there last night. I was at the Tiki taking in the midnight movie and while I was getting comfortable with myself there was this bickering and some cops popped out and arrested this old man. Judging from these comments Willard's lawyer was not wrong in telling the press the following; “With all due respect to the individual officer, our belief is that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law. We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter". Hopefully justice will be done.