An Israeli, an Iranian, and an Irishman are lost in the desert. They discover a brass lamp in the sand. The Israeli rubs it and frees a grateful genie, who will grant a wish to each of them. The Israeli insists on going first and demands a wall 100 feet high around all of Biblical Israel with no Muslims inside the wall.
The genji claps his hand and the deed is done.
"What about you?" the genie asked the Iranian, who says, "I want a wall 200 feet high around the lands of the Muslims with no infidels.
The genie claps his hands and the deed is done.
The genie turns to the Irishman, who asks, "Can you fill those walls with whiskey?"
The genie smiles and says, "Your wish is my command. Fainne oir ort!"
The Irish are a sensible people, although an old friend asked after hearing the joke, "Jameson or Bushmills? It matters."
Jamesons of course with its pure pot still taste.