The Trump White House has portrayed the first two month's of 45's presidency as a complete success. 220,000 jobs have been added, $100 billion have been shaved from the national debt, and Trump has claimed progress in the war against the Islamic fundamentalists, ISIS.
The President has replaced his old phone to broaden the reach of his executive missive.
The Mainstream Media has earned his wrath.
"Just heard Fake News CNN is doing polls again despite the fact that their election polls were a WAY OFF disaster. Much higher ratings at Fox."
His accusations of leaks are aimed at the other branches of the government.
"The real story that Congress, the FBI and all others should be looking into is the leaking of Classified information. Must find leaker now!"
His grasp of diplomacy flipflops with his attention span.
"Despite what you have heard from the FAKE NEWS, I had a GREAT meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Nevertheless, Germany owes vast sums of money to NATO & the United States must be paid more for the powerful, and very expensive, defense it provides to Germany!"
And let's not forget his No Health Care Plan.
"Great progress on healthcare. Improvements being made - Republicans coming together!"
Needless to say Trump triumphs over all.
What a man.