The Reward Of No Government

The GOP and DNC are at loggerheads over 47's Big Beautiful Bill. The minoroty senators are refusing to passed the bill due to its cuts across the board for the sake of rewarding billionaires and friends for their support. The federeal government has been closed for thirty-five days and there is no sign of anyone coming to a settlement with 47 leading them, however neither sides' love of partisan anarchy is not the end of the world.

In November 1995 a conservative GOP-controlled Congress shut down America and that weekend a blizzard further isolated the President in the Oval Office. Bill Clinton faced down this crisis by ordering a take-out pizza and thirty minutes later a buxom 21 year-old intern delivered the pizza to the Oral Office.

Her name was Monica Lewinsky.

As I said many time the worst thing to happen to America without a federal government was that the President got head and a pizza or a reality version of the XXX classic THE PIZZA GIRL COMETH.

Their affair lasted eighteen month until on January 17, 1998 Matt Drudge broke the news that President Clinton had asked Newsweek to kill a story about his affair with said intern and other women.

The Big Press ignored the scoop from an Internet free-lancer, however sex in high office gave the story legs and Kenneth Starr, the GOP's Congress' independent counsel, conducted a three year investigation into a crooked Arkansas land deal, the death of White House counsel, Vince Foster, and the Lewinsky sexual scandal.

Bill's wife stood by him throughout the tears, pain, and humiliation of believing the lies until they became the truth.

During an interrogation by Mr. Bittman, a lawyer for Kenneth Starr demanded, “Mr. President, if there is a semen stain belonging to you on a dress of Ms Lewinsky’s, how would you explain that?”

No other president has been asked that question for the simple reason that none of the recent White House presidents have had sex while in office.

GW BUSH was too Christian to have sex. His father had been CIA director and hid his afternoon designation with his mistress thanks to well-honed spycraft. Ronald Reagan allowed Nancy to have sex with Frank Sinatra, but the Great Communicator never got any in the White House from his 2nd wife. Jimmy Carter merely entertained impure thoughts and Gerald Ford’s wife suffered from the wasting disease of alcoholism. Richard Nixon only masturbated to nude photos of Jackie O and LBJ arranged his dalliances to occur in Texas.

JFK had scores of women in the White House and confided to British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan that he suffered migraines, if he went three days without sex. At state dinners the president would disappear with women into the recesses of the White House. His paramours included Angie Dickinson, Inga Arvad, a Danish journalist, the stripper, Blaze Starr, Pamela Turnure, Jackie's press secretary; Mary Pinchot Meyer, Washington Post editor Ben Bradlee's sister-in-law; two secretaries nicknamed Fiddle and Faddle, and mob moll Judith Campbell Exner. Marilyn Monroe was a beard for his conquests and JFK was too cool to get caught.

Despite being called America's first black president, Bill Clinton was not so cool, however he survived the interrogation and impeachment proceedings to serve out his term, because he had committed no crime other than to ignore the geneocide in Rwanda and seeking to prosecute the ghetto for drugs.

Clinton also denied having sex with Monica by stating that oral sex wasn't really sex as long you are receiving the oral sex.

The American public accepted his definition, because millions of American men realized that they might be faithful to their waves according the Clinton Doctrine and he was re-elected for a second term by a landslide.

His wife supported him to the hilt.

Monica Lewinsky barely survived the maelstrom of media abuse and the former intern graduated in December 2006 with a Masters in Social Psychology. At present she stays out the public eye and I hope that Miss Lewinsky is faring well, for at a time of crisis she helped a president by heeding the words of the immortal JFK.

“Ask not what your country can give, but what you can give to your country.”

As for the GOP, who gives a fuck about them?

America wants universal health care, good roads, and a nice home.

Is that too much to ask from the richest country in the world?

Today was a good day for our side. We made ourselves heard to the public. 47 is angry. He'll have to have his Doctor Morall inject his secret potion into the old man's veins. He's going to have a busy night on Twitter. One morning he will have to crash and even valium won't help that crash.

The Criminal Paradise

Donald Trump shocked the Democratic Party, as his followers ignored his thirty-four felony convictions for fraud and a criminal guilty sentence for rape to elect him to the White House for a third time. Democratic voters stayed away from the polls. Eight million less than 2020. There were plenty of reasons; horrible Kumbaya for Harris, Tim Walz, her VP candidate, looked too much like the comedien Tim Conway and confused elder voters as to why they were voting for the star of MCHALE'S NAVY, Gaza, also no message, Biden's withdrawal ad nauseum. I voted for Harris and on Election Day I sat outside on Myrtle Avenue in Brooklyn knowing Harris wasn't going to win, because I heard so many Democrats say they coulnd't vote for a cat woman. But a felon?

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" Trump remarked at a campaign stop at Dordt College in Sioux Center, Iowa in January 2016. "It's, like, incredible."

Obviously he still has that right having survived an assassination attempt during this latest campaign, although what about the lone gunman's right to stand and defend?

It is not against federal law for an convicted felon to run or serve as president, although does a convicted sex offender have to register to live in a neighborhood? Does this rapist have to register in the White House?

I personally don’t consider these things when I vote for any public position, but the times and the norms are changing. You can be so proud. You voted for a sex offender.

And felons should be allowed to run for political office, even President. Having suffered through Nixon, Reagan, and Trump Ith, I reckon we can survive Trump III. Even the Germans and barely the Jews survived Hitler. And even they voted for Trump, then again they do buy BMWs and Mercedes Benzs. Go figure.

In this democracy ten million convicts are denied the right to vote, mostly due to unpaid legal fees. A country founded on extermination, enslavement, and exploitation. The Land of the Freaked. I’d say revolt, but why bother since most liberals agree with the Beatles singing, “And if you want destruction, then count me out.”

Complete sell-outs. Like us all. Get a bag of potato chips or else resteel yourselves for a real fight. Get ready for 2026. Damn first time I’ve typed that year. Enjoy the criminal paradise. Anything goes for them. So shall it be for us.

PS Trump stole the election.NO explanations necessary.

Presidential Proclamation on Columbus Day, 2018

In 1492, Christopher Columbus and his mighty three-ship fleet, the Niña, Pinta, and Santa Maria, first spotted the Americas. His historic achievement ushered in an Age of Discovery that expanded our knowledge of the world. Columbus’s daring journey marked the beginning of centuries of transatlantic exploration that transformed the Western Hemisphere. On Columbus Day, we commemorate the achievements of this skilled Italian explorer and recognize his courage, will power, and ambition — all values we cherish as Americans.

Columbus’s spirit of determination and adventure has provided inspiration to generations of Americans. On Columbus Day, we honor his remarkable accomplishments as a navigator, and celebrate his voyage into the unknown expanse of the Atlantic Ocean. His expedition formed the initial bond between Europe and the Americas, and changed the world forever. Today, in that spirit, we continue to seek new horizons for greater opportunity and further discovery on land, in sea, and in space.

Although Spain sponsored his voyage, Columbus was, in fact, a proud citizen of the Italian City of Genoa. As we celebrate the tremendous strides our Nation has made since his arrival, we acknowledge the important contributions of Italian Americans to our country’s culture, business, and civic life. We are also thankful for our relationship with Italy, a great ally that shares our strong, unwavering commitment to peace and prosperity.

In commemoration of Christopher Columbus’s historic voyage, the Congress, by joint resolution of April 30, 1934, and modified in 1968 (36 U.S.C. 107), as amended, has requested the President proclaim the second Monday of October of each year as “Columbus Day.”

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 8, 2018, as Columbus Day. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies and activities. I also direct that the flag of the United States be displayed on all public buildings on the appointed day in honor of our diverse history and all who have contributed to shaping this Nation.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this fifth day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand eighteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-third.

DONALD J. TRUMP

So Speaketh Da Trumpster.

THe dead can only speak to ghosts.

Skateboarding in the White House

GW Bush was very straight on protocol in the White House. Everyone had to wear a tie. Humor was used to manipulate the public's perception of the president's likability factor. Clinton's regime was also rigid when it came time to maintain the imperial mantle, although Bill was a little remiss with his hitting on Monica Lewinsky.

Barack Obama is not either of those guys.

First he swats a fly bead during an interview and now he allows Tony Hawk to skateboard through the White House.

This is no longer GW's White House and I love saying to right-wingers.

"Shut the fuck up."

Rock on Obama.

I only wish it had been Jocko Weyland instead of Tony Hawk.

The Answer is Never.

Nancy BJ RIP 2016

Nancy Reagan supposedly gave the best head in Hollywood during the 1940s.

Old Dutch the President never got any, but she wasn't beyond fellating Frank Sinatra in the White House bathroom.

And more than once.

The ole Cocksuckette died on March 6, 2016.

The Right sang her praises.

We remember her not allowing her friend Rock Hudson get treatment for AIDS and her horrendous JUST SAY NO anti-drug campaign.

May she burn in the Hell of her choosing.

Giving head to Satan ad infinitum.

The End of Knowledge

Donald Trump has lambasted the intelligence community and stated that daily security briefings have not been a priority for his White House.

"I don't have to be told everything, you know, I'm, like, a smart person. I don't have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day," Trump said in a Fox News interview. "I don' t need to be told ... the same thing every day, every morning; same words. 'Sir, nothing has changed. Let's go over it again.' I don’t need that."

I agree with the Donald.

The CIA lost all credibility by running torture camps to cover up their ineptitude on 9/11 and the NSA's covert surveillance of everyone is another assault on our freedom. The less said about the squares of the FBI and the criminals of the DEA the better.

Intelligence briefing.

Only if it's about torturing one of his competitors, otherwise Donald doesn't need yesterday's news.

"What for?" asked Donald, who once said, "I would love to read a book, but I don't have the time."

Most of America agrees with Him.

Reading anything more other than Twitter is a waste of time.

Too many words.

ps I still hold a grudge against the CIA rejecting my application in 1980.

Oi Vey Hanukkah

For centuries Hanukkah has traditionally celebrated the victory of the Maccabees over the Alexandrine Empire, although the real battle was between the orthodox Maccabees and the secular Jews favoring the social liberalism of the Greeks. The latter were the losers and the former rededicated the Temple by lighting the eternal flame. Miraculously the oil burned eight days, instead of the expected one day, and menorah candles are a lasting reminder of that victory for the the forces of conservatism

This rite born out of conflict remains a contentious holiday.

My Jewish friends fight with their family throughout the eight days of Hanukkah. They curse those members who don't give gifts and old ills are brought up at the festive tables like the ghosts of Scroogestein.

After eight years of Obama the far right galvanized the religious fundamentalists to accept Donald Trump as the Orange Jesus. They ignored his affairs, piss perversity, financial corruption , and bald-faced treason, and so many sins, since he backed the Zionist State of Israel to the hilt with the blessing of the Hassidim. The goy celebrated Hanukkah, serving tref from McDonalds. And no one cared, since Trump pledged his support to our influential ally in the Mideast.

Go Zionist death squads.

Get revenge on the Palestinians, even though no one of them or their brethren had operated the ovens at Dachau, unlike the Sonder Commando burning their kindred souls.

Kill all the Palestinians on Hanukkah to bring back the Messiah.

What a Hanukkah Cabal.

D-Day Plus 4

According to https://www.dday-overlord.com Allied engineers commenced with the construction of the artificial harbors of Arromanches and Saint-Laurent-sur-Mer, as US troops pushed toward the crossroad of Carentan, while the British forces struggled against the Nazis before Caen. Europe would remain under the Hitlerian rule for almost another year, but seventy-four years later the fascists have seized control of the White House and many state governments of the USA under Donald Trump in order to preserve the oppression of the White majority.

Today the White House announced that Corporate Media Is Now Controlled by the Radical Left.

CNN radical?

CBS?

Fox News?

Emily Jashinsky from The Federalist wrote, "“Media moguls are resigning at a head-spinning rate, an irrational reaction that’s setting impossible standards and ceding immense power to an unreasonable group of fringe ideologues and it’s their own fault. They’ve used elite media platforms to embolden these irrational actors for years. They are failing to meet the standards they’ve promoted.”

Truthfully I agree with this accusation, because the media moguls have for decades promoted racism in TV shows like COPS and movies like the rem-make of SHAFT, distorting the minds of America with fear and hatred.

Their flipflop comes decades too late for Mike Brown, Trevon Martin, George Floyd and thousands of other victims of the Repression.

There is no peace until peace is for all.

Freedom for all the world.

Trump Tricks Turkey

Donald Trump pardoned the White House turkey, but had the CIA rendition the bird to black-ops site, where his son shot it for sport.

He thought it was a leopard.

# 2 how do you feed the White House horde with one turkey?

One bird was barely enough to serve a white family of five in the 1950s.

With a lot of turkey helper stuffing.

Hmmmmm genetically modified food.

The Siege Of 45

The Trump White House has portrayed the first two month's of 45's presidency as a complete success. 220,000 jobs have been added, $100 billion have been shaved from the national debt, and Trump has claimed progress in the war against the Islamic fundamentalists, ISIS.

The President has replaced his old phone to broaden the reach of his executive missive.

The Mainstream Media has earned his wrath.

"Just heard Fake News CNN is doing polls again despite the fact that their election polls were a WAY OFF disaster. Much higher ratings at Fox."

His accusations of leaks are aimed at the other branches of the government.

"The real story that Congress, the FBI and all others should be looking into is the leaking of Classified information. Must find leaker now!"

His grasp of diplomacy flipflops with his attention span.

"Despite what you have heard from the FAKE NEWS, I had a GREAT meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Nevertheless, Germany owes vast sums of money to NATO & the United States must be paid more for the powerful, and very expensive, defense it provides to Germany!"

And let's not forget his No Health Care Plan.

"Great progress on healthcare. Improvements being made - Republicans coming together!"

Needless to say Trump triumphs over all.

What a man.

An Apathetic Apocalypse

Two years the GOP forced the White House to accept a $85 billion sequester from the US federal budget. Barack Obama has attempted many compromises with the Republican austerity hawks. The countdown ticked to zero at midnight. The forced cuts will swiftly effect the US economy, especially the military. The newly appointed Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel warned, "Let me make it clear that this uncertainty puts at risk our ability to effectively fulfil all of our missions." And the Pentagon had many missions across the globe after ten years of the War on Terror. While I haven't heard a single New Yorker talking about the cuts, the right-wing pollster Gallup reported that the president's approval rating has slipped to 45%. Their election prediction had Romney a winner with 49% of the vote, but Gallup's errors and public ignorance doesn't minimize the sequester's danger to the nation. The Speaker of the House and his compatriots refused to discuss any increases in taxes. They prefer a doomsday scenario, but this is not the end of the world. I looked out the windows of the Fort Greene Observatory. Lights marked the Brooklyn Skyline, Duke outlasted Miami in an ACC basketball showdown, and I have a cold beer in the fridge. Skyward a few stars shine in the night sky. They care nothing at all and neither do most Americans, for apathy is the only freedom left when all freedoms are gone.

Could I Have This Dance?

Frank Sinatra liked skinny. Nancy Reagan fit that description. He had an affair with the 1st Lady in the White House. I don't know if that's rumor is true, but this photo says a million words and all of them is 'adultery'.